Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It’s time to carve up your nicest ham, play your jauntiest sea shanty, and share a cuddle with your favorite Polly - because today we’re talking about 2012’s Pirates! Band of Misfits! What’s the preferred cooking method when planning to eat a beloved family pet? Is piracy really a necessary requirement to be Pirate of the Year? Can Charles Darwin’s progeny still sue for defamation? Find out all that and more this episode!