In this second free bonus episode, Jon finds himself crushed under the thumb of an evil Russian brewery and forced to abandon what little integrity he had to begin with by plugging their hobo beer. With that out of the way, Jon and Chatto find themselves amongst the piss-pots and cobbled streets of Republic-era Rome, hot on the trail of a rash of dead Patricians and whispers of a conspiracy. We also find out when baboons were invented and why driving a nail through a piece of wood fixes everything ever.