Archives of Atrocity

Archives of Atrocity

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  • Cult of the Aten: Part Two

    WARNING: THIS PODCAST CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR, CRUDE SEXUAL HUMOUR AND ALL MANNER OF THINGS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PRUDES OR DELICATE TYPES!

    Welcome back, all you fellow archivists to the conclusion of our first two-part episode on the cult of the Aten. In this episode, his ankle bracelet and home detention sentence are no obstacle for DJ Bumsplitter, who tags in via Zoom to give life to some poetry. We find out just what it takes to be deliberately erased from history, how someone can accidentally walk into a donkey show while looking for Grandma's house and Jon teams up with a Death Metal band to speculate wildly about the manner of Akhenaten's downfall. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but a few mummies got desecrated and many an execration text was brutally smashed!

    https://www.patreon.com/archivesofatrocity

    "March of the Jackanapes (Podcast Intro)" - Music by Jon Adams

    "Leave Her, Johnny" - Traditional
    DJ Bumsplitter appears courtesy of Muy Caliente Records
    All other music and artwork by Jon Adams

    SOURCES

    https://www.arce.org/resource/akhenaten-mysteries-religious-revolution

    https://study.com/academy/lesson/atenism-history-revolution-decline.html

    https://aeon.co/essays/why-did-an-ancient-egyptian-king-erase-all-gods-but-aten

    https://www.thenotsoinnocentsabroad.com/blog/atenism-akhenatens-experiment-in-monotheism

    https://www.thenotsoinnocentsabroad.com/blog/controversial-theories-about-akhenaten-ancient-egypts-heretic-king

    https://religion.fandom.com/wiki/Modern_Atenism

    https://www.worldhistory.org/Amarna_Period_of_Egypt/

    29 min
  • Cult of the Aten: Part One

    WARNING: THIS PODCAST CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR, CRUDE SEXUAL HUMOUR AND ALL MANNER OF THINGS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN, PRUDES OR DELICATE TYPES!

    Welcome back, fellow archivists! In this second season, we're diving into cults and sects from history. In this first two-part episode, Jon and Chatto travel back in time to Ancient Egypt during the reign of the 18th dynasty to explore the cult of the Aten, created by the heretic Pharaoh Akhenaten. Jon tries to get his marbles together after a bump on the noggin, Chatto reveals his dark side and we learn why you shouldn't go swimming in the Nile. A good time will be had by all except Jon's Mum, who thinks this podcast is absolute puerile filth.

    https://www.patreon.com/archivesofatrocity

    "March of the Jackanapes (Podcast Intro)" - Music by Jon Adams

    "Leave Her, Johnny" - Traditional
    All other music and artwork by Jon Adams

    SOURCES

    https://www.arce.org/resource/akhenaten-mysteries-religious-revolution

    https://study.com/academy/lesson/atenism-history-revolution-decline.html

    https://aeon.co/essays/why-did-an-ancient-egyptian-king-erase-all-gods-but-aten

    https://www.thenotsoinnocentsabroad.com/blog/atenism-akhenatens-experiment-in-monotheism

    https://www.thenotsoinnocentsabroad.com/blog/controversial-theories-about-akhenaten-ancient-egypts-heretic-king

    https://religion.fandom.com/wiki/Modern_Atenism

    https://www.worldhistory.org/Amarna_Period_of_Egypt/

    26 min
  • Locusta of Gaul: Archmistress of Poison
    Come one come all, fellow archivists! Tomorrow the glorious season finale drops and because they had a great time last time, Jon and Chatto head back to Ancient Rome, hot on the trail of the apex predator of female serial killers... Locusta of Gaul.
     
    New intro and outro music get showcased - as well as Jon's creative foley skills. Chatto sniffs out poison much better than the Emperor's food tasters and we embark on a journey that takes us from Julius Caesar's Gallic Wars all the way up to the fall of the Julio-Claudian dynasty. Good times will be had by all, but those of you in the first three rows... you WILL get wet!
    33 min
  • BONUS EPISODE: Ancient Roman Poisoning Ring

    In this second free bonus episode, Jon finds himself crushed under the thumb of an evil Russian brewery and forced to abandon what little integrity he had to begin with by plugging their hobo beer. With that out of the way, Jon and Chatto find themselves amongst the piss-pots and cobbled streets of Republic-era Rome, hot on the trail of a rash of dead Patricians and whispers of a conspiracy. We also find out when baboons were invented and why driving a nail through a piece of wood fixes everything ever.

    26 min
  • Anula of Ahuradhapura - First recorded female serial killer

    Ahoy, fellow archivists! In this episode, Jon and Chatto crawl through the jungle to the ancient Sri Lankan city of Ahuradhapura to unearth the story of history's first recorded female serial killer (and archetypal black widow), Anula of Ahuradhapura. As always, shenanigans abound as Jon ponders how much wood a wood-carrier could carry if a wood carrier could carry would and Chatto takes a ride on a vibrating elephant. Plus Jon dunks on Men's Rights Activists, which is always good for a hearty giggle.

    24 min
  • BONUS EPISODE: Zu Shenitar

    Because I'm feeling generous, the bonus episodes are on the house this month! Here's a taste of the quality podcasting that could be yours if you became a patron. In this episode, Jon and Chatto dig back through the sands of ancient Arabia to find a man named Zu Shenitar. Spoiler alert: he was NOT a good dude!

    All the way from Rio Blanco, Nicaragua, our special musical guest DJ Bumsplitter drops by! DJ Bumsplitter lays down some old-school beats while Jon spits some dope rhymes. Jon also waxes poetic about parallels between Zu Shenitar and the late, great Biggie Smalls while Chatto hollas at all the small to medium-sized girl dogs in the audience.

    26 min
  • Serial Killers from Antiquity - Procrustes the Stretcher

    Join Jon and Chatto on this inaugural first episode of Archives of Atrocity as they journey back in time to Ancient Greece. Although technically a myth, the tale of Procrustes the Stretcher is one of the earliest recorded accounts of somebody we would refer to as a serial killer.

    34 min

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History lessons and low-brow New Zealand toilet humour... together at long last! Every week Jon and Chatto dive into a new case, with a new season and new topic every month. Come for the cheap laughs,…