This is a Moist Lily breaking news bulletin. An all-out inter-species war has erupted in the streets of Lopburi, Thailand, where humans battle to reclaim the city from territorial and tremendously titillated monkeys that are currently commanding the streets.Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to...