Moist Lily

“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals. “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon rea...

On today’s penultimate Season 2 episode of Moist Lily, we shall be partaking in a passage from a most beloved classic, Sennah Tate's Tempting the Tiger. Sloan, a handsome beast and fearsome Tiger shapeshifter unites in amorous congress with Sarah, a besotted witch with unwieldy magics. It’s after hours in the local library, but it is carnal knowledge rather than books which these mystical lovers have come to check out. As the two oscillate their unmentionables, will Sarah finally learn ...

"His mouth ravished hers, his tongue demanding entrance, twining with hers, plundering and mating." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, C. Linguist opens fan mail, is cursed by a delicious, enchanted churro and reads Hebby Roman’s To Dance Again: A steamy Later-in-life contemporary Romance. We commence on two recently reunited lovers, Maricel and Romon. Their once fiery passions of youth reignited once more after so many years. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges th...

This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes!We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing ‘A spooky erotic encounter’ by E.A Jones. Providing us with the meat of this scare sandwich, we brace fo...

"...he fingers the puncture wound on my neck." On today’s Moist Lily mission, we find ourselves at the fringes of our intergalactic imaginings as we make contact with Astrological Arbiter Robin Lovett and her superlunary manna, Toxic Desire (Planet of Desire Book 1). We join military-grade mega babe Nemona and her nemesis—the gleaming Adonis alien commander Oten—amidst the smoldering wreckage of their space pod. The two regain their senses long enough to realize it is no longer a desire for v...

"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex. Kidnapped and trapped in this blood sucker's chamber, Werewoman Emily’s situation is hairy indeed! Please note that the followin...

"He was feeling desire for a shell-less body..." What better way to premiere Season 2 of Moist Lily than by traversing the language of love with French auteur and veritable marquis du culture, Guillaume Lecasble. Scurry back to your peasant's quarters, Leo, because this crawdaddy is the Titanic’s true Casanova. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'chi...

"It was an unexpected and extremely pleasant juxtaposition; the way that the rugged Scottish Highlander could move his hands with such gentle tenderness." On our season finale of Moist Lily, we venture to the rugged and breathtaking highlands to regale ye with Eloise Madigan’s noble and historically naughty tale: “Highlander's Sinless Nymph.” Edward MacAlpein embarks on a quest of vengeance after the senseless murder of his Ma by the vile curr, Captain Adair Bolton of the British Army. As the...

"When her eyes opened, she saw Wyatt and the memories came rushing back. He was here, and he was a cyborg." Today on Moist Lily we shall be transported to another world, boldly going forth to explore the universally lauded and celestial body of work that is Honey Phillips’s, ‘The Magnificent Cyborg’. Along with their cyborg counterparts, the mission for humankind to terraform mars is well underway. However, like all good western, interplanetary, bionic romances, things are far from carefree f...

“I almost forgot to tell you,” I whisper, and I can’t stop my fingers from reaching out to brush her hair out of her eyes. “This bed has rules.” Today on Moist Lily we roll out the red carpet for Max Monroe's show-stopping mega-hit, Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy. Billie’s been sent to coax reclusive Hollywood heartthrob, Luca Weaver, out of his Alaskan retreat and back to star in a Film that just might make these blockbuster bosom buddies the toast of the town! Please note that the foll...