"She held up the last triangle of goat cheese and arugula sandwich. 'This is fancier than I imagined for a cowboy camping trip'..." Today we shall be ‘giddying up’ to the vast and sprawling countryside as we mosey through Tasmin Ley’s novella ‘The Centaur’s Bride.’ Uptown girl Renee is heiress to her recently deceased grandfather’s ranch. Her finances are dwindling; she means to sell, but upon visiting the property, she is surprised when things take an unexpectedly sexy turn. Enter Black Stev...

"She leaned in to murmur at his ear...'What if I want to be your pet? Would you like that, vampire?'" Today we suckle the scroll of Kresley Cole’s delectable yarn: "The Warlord Wants Forever." The ancient, indecorous temptress, Myst the Coveted, has been held prisoner at the behest of none other than the gallant and steely vampire warlord, Nikolai Wrath. However, as their repartee escalates from biting wit to blood boiling flirtation, one cannot help but query: who exactly has captivated whom...

This is a Moist Lily breaking news bulletin. An all-out inter-species war has erupted in the streets of Lopburi, Thailand, where humans battle to reclaim the city from territorial and tremendously titillated monkeys that are currently commanding the streets.Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to...

"...nothing compared to the passion that ignited within my veins for the Captain." Today we shall stoke the literary canon of none other than Alexis Samuelson and her swashbuckling masterwork, Pirate’s Booty. We hoist our sails to join our intrepid would-be pirate Violet on her quest for adventure. But with a red-blooded crew of buccaneers aboard, will her sea legs take her toward riches beyond her wildest imaginings, or will she become embroiled in skullduggery at the end of a sea cur's cutl...

"The dampening spell....use it!" Today we shall be enchanted by incantations from Garthia Anderson’s tome Spellbound in Seattle. Sparks are flying betwixt the dangerously sexy sorcerer Vorador and the stubborn and sultry Muggle bombshell Petra. "Great Googly Moogly" indeed!Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send...