⚠️ Listener Caution: This episode is NOT for kids and may not be suitable for sensitive listeners. It contains sexually explicit subject matter, strong language, and questionable middle school confessions. Consider yourself warned.

🔊 Side Note: A few moments were bleeped to protect friends and our own integrity—trust us, it’s better this way.

This episode is part summer catch-up, part friendiversary celebration, and part chaos. We’re celebrating 34 years of friendship and 1 year of podcasting by doing what we do best—talking about everything and nothing all at once. From everyday life updates to cracking open some unhinged (and downright embarrassing) letters we wrote in middle school, this one is less polished storytelling and more hanging out in the living room with us.