Discussed in our "J" episode, I pitched a new segment to Dylan wherein I generate random lyrics from www.theselyricsdonotexist.com, and then he has to record the song that was generated.

For our initial iteration, the genre was "EDM" (electronic dance music, for those not in the know), the lyric mood was "very sad", and the topic was "pooping". The masterpiece that the AI shit out (pun face), was a little doody, er....ditty, that we like to call "Pooping To You". 

Lyrics:

I know a pooping and tidal pooping

They will wash over you

As the pooping crashes on the ocean

The tide was moving us around

Well, I got a house of cards and a crystal ball

A pooping and a golden thread

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping too far that your number to call?

Did I pooping to you?

Come on let me ride your pooping

Where it always goes

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping to you?

I was told that I moved too fast

All I really wanted was to last

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping too far that your number to call?

Did I pooping to you?

I once fell asleep standing on e pooping in the french fries

I'm jumpin clowns, my shells change colors when the voice calls

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping to you?

Did I pooping too far that your number to call?

Did I pooping to you?

~created by TheseLyricsDoNotExist.com generation number #2763566

~music composition, vocals, and recording by Deathpact Bogart (Dylan Stephens) with backing vocals by The Person Inside Regan (Eric Stephens)