This is a "gift" that you might want to return; or at least you'll be thankful that we did the suffering so you don't have to watch it yourself, and the joy you get is our combined misery having watched this piece of "cinema" that is more like something you find on the floor in the Reindeer's stables.

We're discussing the Christmas "cult classic" 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians', which might be less cult classic and more like something a cult uses to deprogram people when they just don't want any more members. ("We only have so many tracksuits...")

Joining us is Jake from ⁠⁠Real Piece Of Sitcom⁠⁠, the podcast going through every sitcom in thematic order, which you can hear each Thursday. He's also part of the incredible Twitch channel, ⁠⁠Lets Play Deathray⁠⁠, where they variety stream all sorts of awesome content, banter back and forth, and interact with their community in amazing ways.

And Mark from RUSHING THE FIELD (link below because I'm too lazy to double up), and of course,

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from ⁠⁠Intern Talking Points and ⁠⁠Riley's Parrot⁠⁠ who, you will probably not be surprised, liked the movie.

For those brave souls wishing to partake of this madness yourselves, here you go:

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

We continue "Very Important Questions" and YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter/X and vote in our polls @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent quest of the show), Mark, at our new feed, ⁠RUSHING THE FIELD⁠.

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We'll be back in January with our "V" episode (Vanilla Sky and Vertigo for those playing along at home, where we'll once again be joined by Jake!

Until then, wishing you and yours Happy Holidays and a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS!!!

"U" better believe that we bring it in this episode! (What "it" is is debatable).

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and still currently⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠is here as always, trying to make "sucking their own dick" a new File Under catchphrase.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent (Eric)

Unhinged (Jared)

"Very Important Questions" gets a twist, with just the two of us, Jared wasn't AS bummed about his results, especially since he got to choose my options as well. As always, I'll post them to X where YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

We're back on a SPOOKY quest with a guest! Our buddy Mark from ⁠⁠⁠Rushing The Field⁠⁠⁠ joins Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from rebranded show ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and myself to go through early internet mysteries and cultural phenomenons, urban legends, and we all get abducted by aliens, after discussing:

The Blair Witch Project (Eric)

Candyman (Mark)

The Fourth Kind (Jared)

As always we have "Very Important Questions" and YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter/X and vote in our polls @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent quest of the show), Mark, at our new feed, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RUSHING THE FIELD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to www.file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

We're back on a quest with a guest! Our buddy Mark from ⁠⁠Rushing The Field⁠⁠ joins Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from rebranded show ⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and myself to go through various permutations of time, discussing:

The Time Machine (Jared)

Timestalker (Eric)

Tombstone (Mark)

As always we have "Very Important Questions" and YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter/X and vote in our polls @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent quest of the show), Mark, at our new feed, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RUSHING THE FIELD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to www.file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

Your eyes and ears do not deceive! We're back baby! You can determine if we're better than ever....especially since we become Stephen Baldwin defenders.

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, ONCE AGAIN from⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and still currently⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠is here as always, helping me out.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

Scarred City (Eric)

Source Code (Jared)

"Very Important Questions" gets a twist, with just the two of us, Jared wasn't AS bummed about his results, especially since he got to choose my options as well. As always, I'll post them to X where YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

Well, we got pseudo on track with scheduling before we'll be unfortunately derailed again for a few weeks, but hopefully this "R" episode will be enough to tide you over.

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, FORMERLY from⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and still currently⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠is here as always, helping me out.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

Resident Evil (Eric)

Romeo + Juliet (Jared)

"Very Important Questions" gets a twist, with just the two of us, Jared wasn't AS bummed about his results, especially since he got to choose my options as well. As always, I'll post them to X where YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

Not quite as cursed as "P", but this one was also a bit delayed and derailed, but we found a way to get it done!

This episode was always planned as just Jared and I, since Q is a difficult letter to find suitable films for....and it shows in this episode.....

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, FORMERLY from ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and still currently⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠is here as always, helping me out.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

Quarantine (Eric)

Queen Of The Damned (Jared)

"Very Important Questions" gets a twist, with just the two of us, Jared wasn't AS bummed about his results, especially since he got to choose my options as well. As always, I'll post them to X where YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

We've joked about "curses" before, but legitimately, this episode is cursed.

Due to record way back in January, work schedules, illnesses, and internet issues prevented us getting back to it until late April....and even then the curse proved that it wasn't done with us yet. Eric's audio starts cutting out in parts in the 2nd part of the episode, the internet connection got so bad that we eliminated most talk about The Program (everyone but Eric hated it anyway) and we couldn't do ANY of Very Important Questions. At that point I was just ready to get anything we could out of this episode and move the fuck on.

We're joined by Jake (& later David) from⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Real Piece Of Sitcom⁠⁠⁠⁠, the podcast going through every sitcom in thematic order, which you can hear each Thursday. They are also part of the incredible Twitch channel, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lets Play Deathray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where they variety stream all sorts of awesome content, banter back and forth, and interact with their community in amazing ways. Definitely check that out, they stream every night except Friday and Saturday's around 7:30 PM MST.

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from⁠⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠⁠ and⁠⁠⁠⁠ Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠starts salty, gets satiated and silent in the middle, and ends salty again, the natural order of things.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

Payback (Jared)

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (Jake)

The Princess Bride (David)

The Program (Eric)

No "Very Important Questions" for the guest this week, but I'll still post them to X where YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

Multiple illnesses delayed the episode again, but the cursed season continues on with our "O" ep, which features the return of our buddy Mark from ⁠Rushing The Field⁠.

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from rebranded show ⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ has all his flabbers gasted as we talked about:

Once (Eric)

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (Mark)

The Outpost (Jared)

We continue "Very Important Questions"/Tough Trivia and YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter/X and vote in our polls @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent quest of the show), Mark, at our new feed, ⁠⁠⁠⁠RUSHING THE FIELD⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to www.file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1

We're back, despite mummy curses trying to keep us down (hey, the mummy was LAST episode!) Still, between scheduling snafus, internet issues, work obligations, and just general deplorable laziness we felt like we were super up against it, but we powered through to bring you this nifty "N" episode!

We're joined by Jake & David from⁠⁠⁠Real Piece Of Sitcom⁠⁠⁠, the podcast going through every sitcom in thematic order, which you can hear each Thursday. They are also part of the incredible Twitch channel,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lets Play Deathray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, where they variety stream all sorts of awesome content, banter back and forth, and interact with their community in amazing ways. Definitely check that out, they stream every night except Friday and Saturday's around 7:30 PM MST.

Super Producer/Co-host Jared, from⁠⁠⁠Intern Talking Points⁠⁠⁠ and⁠⁠⁠Riley's Parrot⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠starts salty, gets satiated and silent in the middle, and ends salty again, the natural order of things.

We went in alphabetical order, talking about:

Nightcrawler (Jared)

No Country For Old Men (Jake & David shared selection)

Not Another Teen Movie (Eric)

We continue "Very Important Questions" and YOU, the listener, can weigh in on the "would you rather" questions. Check it out @FileUnderPod.

If you, or a loved one, is, or has been affected by sexual violence, please know that there are good people and organizations in the world that can offer help.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠RAINN⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is the nation's largest anti-sexual violence organization.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠NSVRC⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (national sexual violence research center) has resources to help victims, and, importantly, tips on prevention and warning signs.

⁠⁠⁠⁠SPSAmerica⁠⁠⁠⁠ is America's leading suicide prevention network.

If you have the means to donate, please do so. Every little bit helps.

If you would like to e-mail the show, you may do so at [email protected]. You can follow us on Twitter and vote in our polls, @FileUnderPod.

You can hear more of me, (and frequent guest of this show), Mark, at Rushing The Field! Follow those links above!

Want File Under swag? Of course you do. Go to http://file-under-entertainment-shop.launchcart.store/shop?page=1