It's a week of harsh punishments for Duncan. For his crimes against humanity (Geordie) he has been forced to read what is widely regarded as the worst fantasy novel of all time: The Eye of Argon. But because he's such a nice guy, Geordie read it too. The fellas discuss Conan fanfiction, when is a book so bad it's funny, and the actually pretty sad story behind it's creation.

Highlights of the episode include: arguments about the existence of "red emeralds," Geordie's inability to pronounce "thesaurus," and the fact that this is not the worst Conan pastiche Duncan has ever read. In fact it's, dare we say it? Not that unsuccessful? Can we? Really? Find out!