He found a fabric. He decided it was couture. He turned it into a throne. Welcome to Diva Fashion King, where we discuss the feline right to luxury: sleeping on “the mermaid cloth,” relocating it daily like an interior designer, and acting personally offended by anything that isn’t velvet-adjacent. A lesson in aesthetics, entitlement, and why your apartment is just a set.

BONUS Velvet Edit — short interludes between seasons.Casual things, audited. No solutions. No theater.