Content notes: Explicit language; sexual/medical discussion (enemas); discussion of cancer treatment misinformation; discussion of vaccines/COVID and death; crude humour.

This week on BoobNews, we invited actual doctors into the group chat.

It starts with a toddler’s pet rock named Tato.
It ends with coffee enemas, mistletoe injections, IVF “egg glue,” Spencer Pratt’s crystal empire, and a literal knight explaining butt chugging in real time.

Gabby, Chyenne, and Producer Hannah are joined by Dr. Alexis Paton and Sir Andrew “Bod” Goddard (Sick Society) for a crossover that spirals quickly from reality-TV wellness lore into “okay but… why are we doing this?”

This is not a medical lecture.
It’s what happens when reality-TV brains meet real doctors and nobody edits the conversation.

Inside the spiral:
 • Coffee enemas (and why this became a thing)
 • Celebrity crystal businesses + $27,000 birth room energy
 • “Detox” logic vs actual human bodies
 • Fertility add-ons that sound suspiciously like snake oil
 • Vaccine discourse, fake research, and the weirdest testicle rumor of all time

Funny. Occasionally unhinged. Unexpectedly clarifying.

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Content note: Explicit language and sexual discussion.

This week on BoobTube, we recap the most cursed season of Love Is Blind yet — the one where literally nobody makes it down the aisle successfully (emotionally or legally).

With Chyenne home sick, Gabby and the crew walk through the couples, the fights, and the very real question: what happens when a show built around marriage stops producing marriages?

From transactional romance to reality-TV masculinity meltdowns, this season feels less like a love experiment and more like a personality stress test — and honestly, that might be why it works.

We get into:

• The first Love Is Blind season where no one gets married

• The infamous chicken-and-Crystal-Light protein smoothie

• “Nice guy” emotional scorekeeping and transactional intimacy

• Pod sex vs real-world attraction

• Why some couples clearly stayed for the bonus check

• Financial mismatches, insecurity spirals, and reality TV pressure

• The difference between connection, compatibility, and production timelines

Whether you watched the season or just absorbed the TikToks, this episode is a cultural post-mortem on why the format is breaking — and why we still can’t stop watching.

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Content note: Explicit language, sexual references, discussion of substance use, divorce, medical procedures, and emotional topics.

This week’s BoobNews = less headlines, more feelings.

We’re bundled up, a little unhinged, and doing a proper mid-winter check-in: from surgery recovery and confidence upgrades, to divorce closure, grief, and the weird relief that comes when you finally stop bracing for impact.

Yes, we still spiral through reality TV and pop culture (because obviously), but this episode is really about where we’re at, and why sometimes the slumber party hits differently.

Inside this episode:
 • Love Is Blind skepticism + why “finding love on TV” is still wild to us
 • America’s Next Top Model documentaries incoming (we will be seated)
 • Drag show joy + manifesting “friend of the pod” energy
 • A celebrity loss that actually stops you in your tracks
 • Olympics fashion discourse + local brand love
 • Queer hockey + why representation doesn’t fix the institution
 • Teeth surgery, dentist trauma, and Chyenne 2.0 confidence
 • Procrastination, perfectionism, and brain-healing cheap hobbies 
 • Divorce papers, full dog custody, and finally closing the chapter
 • What we’re watching: Star Trek comfort seasons + Below Deck brain rot

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New year, new home… new crimes against interior design.

This week on BoobTube, we spiral through Decorating Sense, Trading Spaces, and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition — from painted rugs to sand floors to duct-tape solutions that should be illegal.

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Highlights:
Painted rugs vs. buying a rug
Renovations that definitely caused divorces
When “kid’s theme room” becomes psychological warfare
The most cursed design choices of the 90s & 2000s

⚠️ Content warning: Explicit language, extremely bad design decisions, and sand indoors.

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We’re back! Unfiltered, off-topic, and fully in BoobNews mode.

This week: Drag Race drama spills across podcasts and YouTube, celebrities get arrested for the dumbest reasons, and reality TV discourse somehow turns into body image, masculinity, and why people refuse to just call an Uber.

We get into Drag Race feuds (Bob, Monet, Ginger Minj), Kardashian-adjacent chaos, Teen Mom absurdity, homophobia on reality TV, and the eternal question of why famous men cannot behave. Along the way, we spiral into gay sports movies, rugby players, muscular women, body neutrality, Below Deck mess, tattoos, and whatever else comes up at the sleepover.

It’s messy. It’s opinionated. It’s extremely BoobNews.

Content Note: Explicit language, sexual discussion, and candid conversation about body image, homophobia, and substance use. Listener discretion advised.

Political Note: BoobTube is not a political podcast, but this episode includes casual political and social commentary as part of pop-culture discussion.

Inside This Episode

• Drag Race podcast drama & YouTube clapbacks
• Celebrity DUI stupidity (just call an Uber!)
• Teen Mom chaos & reality TV nonsense
• Homophobia on competition shows
• Gay sports movies & rugby thirst
• Body image, body neutrality, & confidence
• Below Deck mess & reality TV overload
• Tattoos, sleepover energy, & what we’re watching

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6 completely lost control — and we have notes.
Feuds.
Snatch Game chaos.
Fish discourse.
And Bianca Del Rio saying what everyone else wouldn’t.

We’re joined by drag queen Rita Booke for a no-holds-barred breakdown of one of Drag Race’s most iconic seasons — from Laganja Estranja’s edit to Milk’s runway rebellion and everything production tried (and failed) to contain.

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Content note: Explicit language, sexual humor, adult themes, Drag Race spoilers.

What we cover:
• Bianca Del Rio’s inevitable winner arc
• Laganja Estranja vs. the edit
• Snatch Game highs, lows & car crashes
• Santino Rice (frowny face forever)
• Milk’s runways & the politics of drag
• Why Season 6 still hits harder than most

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The girls are back — unhinged, over-caffeinated, and fully in BoobNews mode.
This week spirals from Heated Rivalry obsession to Mormon Wives chaos, reality TV burnout, and why the news cycle feels like Stranger Things’ Upside Down. We talk about sexual politics on reality TV, believe victims (always), unpack uncomfortable power dynamics, and somehow end up discussing Venezuela, Greenland, eco-anxiety, and why the world feels… off.

It’s messy. It’s funny. It’s heavy in places. It’s BoobNews.

🔔 Next episode: RuPaul’s Drag Race 

Content Note: Explicit language, sexual discussion, and conversation about sexual assault, abuse, and coercive relationships. Listener discretion advised.
Political Note: BoobTube is not a political podcast, but this episode includes casual political commentary as part of pop-culture and news discussion.

Inside This Episode

• Heated Rivalry & unhinged hockey thirst
• Mormon Wives, fruity pebbles & reality TV fatigue
• Sexual assault, grooming & believing victims
• Why some seasons aren’t “fun messy” — just dark
• World news whiplash (Venezuela, Trump, Greenland)
• Crows, geese & eco-anxiety
• Good news corner: pandas, turtles & prisons closing
• What’s next on BoobTube

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Below Deck absolutely lost the plot — and we loved it.

Urinal hookups.
 Porn star guests.
 Kelly screaming “DEMOCRATS!”
 And one man proudly saying he got away with it.

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Content note: Explicit language and sexual discussion.

Inside this episode:
 • Urinal sex in under 20 minutes
 • Porn stars explaining cock rings
 • Kelly’s drunk meltdown
 • Rainbow vs. Solenn
 • Kyle/Stilley spiraling on camera

🔔 Drag Race S6 next.

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It’s the end-of-year BoobNews you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. The girls spiral through Giant Tiger back massagers, sensory icks, childhood Christmas disappointments, recalled toys, AI hallucinations, Meghan Markle’s snack hack, and multiple deeply cursed seafood-related puke stories.

From Scholastic spy gear and Sky Dancers to traumatic gifts, bad essays, and lifelong lobster grudges, this episode is pure holiday chaos.

We’re taking a short break and will be back January 1 with new episodes (including Below Deck). Happy holidays, boobers.

⚠️ Content Warning: Explicit language, vomiting/food poisoning stories, animal (mouse) death.

This week’s BoobNews dives into the truly unhinged world of celebrity wellness culture — Kardashian supplement empires, jade eggs, appetite-suppressant gummies, Ayurvedic “karmic cleanses,” vaginal skincare routines, and yes… the infamous sperm-for-thyroid advice moment.
Dr. Alexis Paton — medical sociologist, bioethicist, and co-host of the upcoming Sick Society podcast — joins the gang to separate medical fact from influencer fiction and explain why celebrity health myths spread so easily.
In this episode, we cover:
 • Kardashian supplements & influencer “medicine”
 • “Wellness” gummies vs actual medical needs
 • Why women’s health products are so under-regulated
 • Ketamine “therapy” on reality TV
 • Jade eggs & yoni products (why they’re unsafe)
 • Pineapple juice myths
 • Vaginal skincare routines (??)
 • What’s actually normal for women’s health
 • Why people copy celebrity behaviour
 PLUS: forklift foot, Nair chemical peels, butthole sunning, IVF myths, and the internet’s most chaotic medical claims.

👩‍⚕️ About Dr. Alexis Paton: Medical sociologist and bioethicist. Director of the Centre for Health and Society (Aston University). Co-host of Sick Society, a new public-health podcast from Haunted Mouse Productions launching in 2026.
Book: Understanding Health, Illness & Society (Pre-order now) → https://www.dralexispaton.com/

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Content Note: Sexual health, celebrity medical claims, supplements, IVF, childbirth, vaginal products, ketamine therapy, medical misinformation, injury mentions.