Today, high level members of Congress are getting set to welcome victims or convicted sex maniac Jeffery Epstein to Washington for the release of the files, which is only fitting since nobody knows more about screwing people than Congress! The National Guard is headed to New Orleans….and not to party. The Supreme Court gives the go ahead for construction of a prison to house those with mental issues in Louisiana because they know how many crazy people there are here, you can now buy a used Ford from Amazon, and a group of Arizona students get the kind of Bees they didn’t have to take a test for!