Today...The president is thinking of sending the National Guard into cities running rampant with crime like Chicago...but the Governor says Leave my N******* alone! Cracker Barrel is getting some pushback about their new logo design...but the new head of the company says Leave my N******* alone! One democratic leader of congress is thinking of redrawing some districts in heavy blue states like Texas did, because he's afraid that some voters might not want to Leave my N******* alone! And finally, Lil Nas X gets arrested for walking naked in the street, causing some to wonder..can a duet with Diddy be far behind...and is so would a proper title be Leave my N******* alone!

Today...better late to the party than to not show up...Louisiana sends national guard troops to DC after the situation is under control, The beef bandit has been caught after stuffing a little too much meat down his pants, Play Station is going up in price, causing us to wonder will gamers have to cut back on tattoos? And...if you're planning to steal a car, get the Chevy Camaro. It's #1 on the list for auto thieves!

Today...Check your fridge..Wal Mart is recalling radioactive shrimp that may make you glow in the dark...you can either send em back or use them to create a new Halloween costume. Texas passes their redistricting plan...and pisses off California...a win/win for Texans! Mickey D's is cutting prices, and Morgan Wallen refuses to let his latest album be nominated for a Grammy!

Today... Hillary (in a desperate plea for attention) says gays and lesbians may not be able to marry soon, The Lame Stream Media (in a desperate plea for attention) says that 30% of businesses might raise prices (While 65% will not and 5% will lower prices) Drug Prices for people wanting to get skinny are half price..(in a desperate plea for attention)...but still a long way from affordable...New York ...(in a desperate plea for attention)..says their 3-1-1- Rat Information line is working....and the Agriculture department says it's time for less windmills and more food...(in a desperate plea for more food)

Today...The Democrats may finally get what they don't want but forced....a war with RUSSIA. MSNBC announces a name change to MS NOW...which stands for More S*** Now...and hopes to put the past behind them. In other words...things will still suck...just under a new name...and in the home state of Louisiana, school stabbings, jail fight...or...just another typical day. Plus the mayor of New Orleans is a no show at the AMTRAK kick off party this weekend because, as we found out from a federal investigation, Latoya is waaaay too good to ride either the bus or the train!

This week...The National Guard Invades DC at President Trump's Request, Thew New Orleans Mayor indicted in a sex scandal that's been going on for years, The son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge may get away with exposing himself after all the judges that know his mama recuse themselves from the case, A NOPD officer known as TJ Popo is now under investigation for the murder of the reporter covering the super bowl in New Orleans last year....and...The Texas Democrats who fled the state to keep from votin' will be charged for every day they were gone.

Trump and Putin have had a "constructive" meeting! The Mayor of New Orleans...Latoya....has been indicted and might be headed to jail over a years long sex scandal! And...the Powerball Lottery Jackpot is the highest ever... DRINK UP! and Listen in!

Today...The National Guard has invaded Washington DC....at the request of the President! A new poll says that more people trust the government than last year....but... at least 2/3rds still think they are full of s***. The Governor of Florida opens up a new "amusement" park for illegals; and another great idea by the city of New Orleans falls flat!

Today...another Gold Star for the NOPD...now we learn that the death of a TV reporter earlier this year to cover the Super Bowl in the Crescent City includes a policeman known as TJ Popo! President Trump had a virtual meeting with the leader of the Ukraine today and rated it a "10". Ands the Texas DPS has rounded up a good ole fashioned Posse to search for missing democrats who fled the state in order to not do their job. When they find them they'll be fined $500 a day, plus expenses...

Lots of News Today...be prepared...Hurricane #1 may be on the way! President Trump may get his wish for Too Late Powell to lower interest rates....or....he may sue him. One of the all time great companies; Kodak: may be going away for good. A New Nashville Loop is coming, where motorists will go around and around and it will always lead you to think you are headed somewhere but never let you exit much like the career of most wanna be singers who head to Nashville. Joe Bidens Daughter divorcing her plastic surgeon husband because he can't successfully not make her look like brother Hunter...and Taylor Swift has a new album!