Today... the Democrats who suggested member of the military disobey orders may learn that what mama said is true...:Dat Mouth Gonna Overload Yo Ass One Day!" 8 people now arrested in the Louvre Heist and the stolen jewels ain't been found yet...just how much wine are they drinkin' over there in France??? And why the city of Nawlins is gettin' more like the movie Blazin' Saddles every day!

Today, Mayor "Whatshisname" names his transition team of 400+ individuals all expected to arrive in NYC in Chevy Vans and a Vintage Low Rider! The TSA is beefing up security for the holidays expecting to find a few Illegals, terrorists and perhaps a couple dozen natural blondes; a homeless man gets trapped in a porta potty and attorney for the construction company says some people just have a "shitty" life,,,,and ... A dog fighting and drug operation gets busted on the Texas/Louisiana border...so there goes the entertainment for this years holiday party!

Today...the feds launch operation Swamp Sweep and head to Nawlins to round up illegals... President Trump pretends to get along with Mamdani for a day, A truck load of live chickes causes confusion in Washington, A comic book worth 9 MILLION dollars...and the new Oklahoma City Board game features the skyline of.....TULSA?!?!?!

Today who has the FINAL say in what the public sees in the Epstein files... President Trump welcomes a communist to the White House, and which phone company is getting ready to cut thousands of jobs!

Today...Solid Gold Sh*tters; Good Dope; and TV Nobody is Watching!

Today....we finally find out just how many kinky members of Congress and the Senate there are....New Orleans former mayor and her bodyguard/boyfriend can now only have sex if their lawyers watch... How Louisiana is tryin to lure people who want to leave NYC to the Bayou State, and California get's a grant to build solar powered floatin' toilets to keep people from pissin in the water!

Today, high level members of Congress are getting set to welcome victims or convicted sex maniac Jeffery Epstein to Washington for the release of the files, which is only fitting since nobody knows more about screwing people than Congress! The National Guard is headed to New Orleans….and not to party. The Supreme Court gives the go ahead for construction of a prison to house those with mental issues in Louisiana because they know how many crazy people there are here, you can now buy a used Ford from Amazon, and a group of Arizona students get the kind of Bees they didn’t have to take a test for!

Today, the gub'ment shotdown is officially over....and so sf the Federal Employees 40+ day vacation....Food Stamp recipients in Louisiana gonna get a little Lagniappe... according to Governor Jeff Landry...but.... you still gonna have trouble getting from point A to Pint B if you usin and airplane!

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get to see the Epstein files and know who F***ked who, how many times they F***ked, how many positions they F***ked in and who may be F***ked because of it....

Today....Louisiana embraces the "it'll do" mentality. Half or our students in the elementary schools can read and our infrastructure, economy and quality of life gets a D-.....and we call it "progress". Starbucks may go on strike, Australia sets a record for the number of Bagpipers in once place, and most importantly, now that the final dmeocrat congresswoman has been sworn in we may FINALLY get to see the Epstein files and know who F***ked who, how many times they F***ked, how many positions they F***ked in and who may be F***ked because of it....