Today...the son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge gets arrested for whippin out his ding-a-ling in front of a hotel maid...but...non judge will take the case because they all know his mama..or...is it because they are afraid of who might come forward with other ding-a-ling viewing stories....time will tell. Things are so bad in D.C. that president Trump has called in the National Guard! The President has also moved Obama's portrait out of view of most of the people who tour the white house to the top of the stairs...which adds a whole new meaning to "movin on up" ...and tariffs on China have been postponed for another 90 days so head down to Dollar General and stock up on cheap crap while you can!

Today....Texas has found a way to get the democrats to come back...make em pick their paycheck in person! A Black Woman is being sued because the may have violated a white man's civil rights....and that white man is ...President Donald Trump....and a new black hole estimated to be 13 Billion years old has been discovered...causing a woman to claim she is the legal descendent of the hole and demand reparations!

Today, more proof that the state of Louisiana is broke....Game Wardens fining families for keeping deer as pets, the city of Lake Charles saying it's the best place in the state to get robbed or murdered...because of the casinos and the food....and drivers pulling in front of 18 wheelers trying to get a personal injury claim....oh well...at least is shows them :Get Gordon: billboards are workin'.... while across the state line in Texas, Governor Abbott has rounded up a posse to go and bring the democrats back to vote!

Today...Russia/Ukraine Talks & Ketchup Smoothies....who the hell cares...Nobody...but they be in the news anyway. They found some of the Democrats that fled Texas because they didn't want to vote on redistricting...only after somebody threatened to blow up the hotel where they were stayin' ...President Trump says Apple will invest 600 Billion dollars in the U.S. Economy, but that doesn't mean your new I-Phone will be any better than your old one; and a Louisiana Meth Head pardoned by Biden is back in jail...surprise...surprise!

Today, the state of Texas was unable to hold a vote on redistricting the state since the majority of democrats left the state so they wouldn’t have to vote… The Texas House speaker signed civil arrest warrants for the absent Democrats, but the question is…how many left the state using Taxpayer money? Liberals are crying boo hoo hoo because Planned Parenthood is pulling out of Louisiana even though they’ve never been licensed to do what they were organized to do…more do nothing jobs lost. Parking will soon be cheaper in the French Quarter, giving the economy a boost with more pocket change for the muggers to steal, The National Association of Hispanic Journalists is planning to hold its annual conference in New Orleansnext year for the first time ever, the theme is…”You just thought you were

poor!”

********BULLETIN********Be on the lookout for Texas Democrats who may have fled the lone start state to keep from having to vote on redistricting..Listen in and we will tell you how to easily spot a Texas Democrat! Alligator Angola may be coming to Louisiana...and bets are being taken on whether or not construction will be complete before the first Buccee's! Hurricane season is here and with a storm in the gulf better be stockin' up on the beer before evacuees from other states get to it!

Today....are we going to war with Russia? President Trump has moved some Nuclear Submarines into position and the lame stream mainstream media is nervous! Something is "up" with Ghislaine Maxwell....Congress has delayed hearing her side of the story and after her testimony earlier this week she has been moved from a Florida Prison to a Texas Prison... could the Clinton's be involved? And...the corporation for Public Broadcasting announces that most of their staff will soon be out of work...which will put a delay on the 4 part series and documentary of the sexual transformation of the South American Hula Snail!

Today...we now know that Hillary is both a BITCH and a CROOK! Tariffs deadline is tomorrow. Time to get rid of fat lazy kids in school, and...who the hell is gonna QB the Saints this year..might be time to call Bobby Bouchet!

Today...if the New York Times says it's true...then it must be true, right? Will Kamala run for President in 2028? And, if so, who could she beat? Another NFL superstar in trouble....and now fired from ESPN, and Jerome Powell pisses off President Trump once again by not lowering interest rates!

Today...Ho's...Ho's...and more Ho's....Updates on Ghislaine Maxwell, Kamala Harris, and P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Baby Oil Boozy, Sean WTF Combs! and MORE!