Today...the son of a prominent Baton Rouge Judge gets arrested for whippin out his ding-a-ling in front of a hotel maid...but...non judge will take the case because they all know his mama..or...is it because they are afraid of who might come forward with other ding-a-ling viewing stories....time will tell. Things are so bad in D.C. that president Trump has called in the National Guard! The President has also moved Obama's portrait out of view of most of the people who tour the white house to the top of the stairs...which adds a whole new meaning to "movin on up" ...and tariffs on China have been postponed for another 90 days so head down to Dollar General and stock up on cheap crap while you can!