********BULLETIN********Be on the lookout for Texas Democrats who may have fled the lone start state to keep from having to vote on redistricting..Listen in and we will tell you how to easily spot a Texas Democrat! Alligator Angola may be coming to Louisiana...and bets are being taken on whether or not construction will be complete before the first Buccee's! Hurricane season is here and with a storm in the gulf better be stockin' up on the beer before evacuees from other states get to it!