Rules to successfully survive a horror movie:
You may not survive the movie if you have sex.
You may not survive the movie if you drink or do drugs.
You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" or "Who's there?"Rules to successfully survive an episode of "Book Club for People Who Can't Read":
Bring snacks...donuts are a nice suggestion
Bring drinks...alcoholic is a nice suggestion
Never not listen!