In today's episode, them good ol' boys attempt an origin story, but instead debate the implications of accidentally founding a town while drunk, lament improper hate crime teamwork, witness elderly pimps strutting into heaven, uncover a sinister conspiracy to discredit a one-armed crack addict held in high esteem, and enter a realm not of sight and sound, but of ass-kicking. The Holy Ghost is in me! SKHASKJHSAYSADUH!!!

Links:

Officer Suspended for Calling Names (video) 

City Councilman Arrested for DUI (Video) 

Town Down to Two Officers After Resignations