In which the good ol' boys try not to get political, and it goes about as well as you'd imagine. James channels his inner Colin Hanks as he grapples with the darkness of the world, Matt channels his inner Jesse "The Body" Ventura in a search for the truth (about dots), and the two retail renegades match wits with a man dead set on breaking the strongest link of the whole retail chain. ET TU, OCTAVIO?

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Florida Man has finally gone full supervillain.

NEW EPISODE. In which two whiny cucks are sore losers about the classiest election in history. SAD.

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"Democracy" By Leonard Cohen

"Everything Is Okay Anyway" by George Carlin

In which the good ol' boys emerge from the shadow yet again for their season premiere, where they speculate on the then-upcoming election with the innocence of ignorance, Matt histories his way across America while it's still standing, James's home is destroyed forever on two non-consecutive occasions, and the guys look past the chaos of 2016 and into... the future.

BELOW THE BIBLE BELT: THE ONE PODCAST WHERE EVERY EPISODE IS LACED WITH FOXDIE

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The most epic Quack Like A Duck of them all

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In which the good ol' boys welcome Alex back to the show for their season finale, leading to a revealing discussion of religion, deception, and Batman. James runs afoul of duplicitous damsels at the House of Savings, Matt runs afoul of Mr. Silverback and his Craigslist cronies, and Alex runs afoul of all national holidays, as he finally delves into his sordid past as a Jehovah's Witness, reveals the shocking secret of "The Good News", and discovers once and for all that Nihilism is an asshole.
LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT FUNK... DROP THE FIRST RHYME.

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The Secret Origin of Jehovah

What Jehovah says about wizards

And just for fun, what Jehovah says about those wacky gays!

"We're All Going To Hell" by The Bastard Fairies

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In which the good ol' boys encounter the seven deadly sins, deceptive country music stars in search of rhythm, and a dark future resting on the whims of soccer-playing automobiles, before going into the most sordid political scandal to rock Alabama since... well, the last sordid political scandal to rock Alabama.

THE SUN IS COUNTRY, BUT THE ICE IS COUNTRY-WESTERN.

A timeline of the Mike Hubbard/Robert Bentley scandal.

Nine straight minutes of the Yella Fella. You've been warned.

And be sure to check out Supergirl Power Hour, a monthly look at the maid of might! Listen to it or Cori's gonna sock ya!

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In which the good ol' boys welcome Fuss The Australian Matt back to the show to discuss yet another sojourn to the U.S. of A. Fuss traverses land and sea to find the lost city of Dunkin' Donuts, James dodges holiday mascots, and Matt gets a haircut.

IF THIS SHOW IS SHIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT.

Decadence. Decadence pure and simple.

And listen to me live-watch each episode of American Crime Story with Alex and Mike, on our show Pulp Nightmare!

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In which the good ol' boys battle lawnmower men, debate the nature of time itself, and discuss a sad, dildo-filled moment in our nation's recent history.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN BULLSHIT. ANYTHING YOU BULLSHIT CAN AND WILL BE CALLED ON IN A A COURT OF BULLSHIT.

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The story of Matt's Life

A timeline of the Oregon occupation

Bundy 2: Escape From Dildopolous

Music used: "Shaniqua (Don't Live Here No More)" by Little T and One-Track Mike

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In which the good ol' boys welcome their resident long-term college resident Merce' Mueller back to the show to talk about her recent excursion  to the snow-wastes of Alaska, before getting side-tracked by Golden Age crushes, a life-or-death showdown at LAX, a dubious correspondence with Warren Beatty, and aprons.

#LAX: THE LUCKY DIED. THE DAMNED TWEET.

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Bangladesh knows what's up

Belt or Bullshit Story 1

Belt or Bullshit Story 2

Music used: "Lapdace" by N.E.R.D. (Nine Inch Nails Remix)

"You Are My Love" by Yuki Kajiura

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In which the good ol' boys record their least-festive holiday episode yet, as James reenacts Memento with dog houses, Matt's love life is jeopardized by the Billy Elliot musical, the two get lost in corporate jargon, and one host abandons his career for the fast-paced world of internet salesmanship.

DO MORE WITH LESS, BUT EXPECT LESS FROM MORE

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The continuing adventures of... FLORIDA MAN 

This episode's outro music

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In which the good ol' boys welcome Designated Guest Host Alex Koch back to the show, as Matt continues his quest for love with the help of Michelle Obama, James spins a yarn about his formative years at a strip club flea market, a job interview turns profound for Alex, and things get real as they discuss the various supervillain plots currently threatening our country (America). PLUS: Even more Facts About Woodrow Wilson!

CURSE YOU, FRIDGE-CURSE!

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Alabama's War On Identification