Below The Bible Belt

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In which the good ol' boys exchange war stories from the front lines of southern living, as James witnesses a scorn lover's revenge at the house of savings, Matt becomes the first healthy adult to experience a Make-A-Wish day, and the two discover a story that has it all: romance, technology, chickens, and Liam Neeson.

IT'S ALL IN THE PANTS

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Pants: A History

Chickens: A Journey

Music song!

"The President's Penis Is Missing" copyright The Drive-By Truckers

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In which the good ol' boys **** up their own dramatic return two weeks late, but make up for it with an episode RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (of the summer). Listen as Matt gets pulled back into the game, and uncovers the seedy underbelly of the South Carolina bass fishing world. Then also listen again as James debunks phrenology once and for all, and plays Buddha's Accountant to Matt's Devil's Advocate, while the two debate This Day In Gay History, and Colin Hanks is corrupted by the madness of the world.

THIS PODCAST IS WEARING A WIRE!

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History, Matt! We all learn it!

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In which the good ol' boys rise from their Sanders-Sleep, and reclaim the dusty throne of podcasting once more! James crawls from the wreckage of two unrelated automotive catastrophes, Matt matches wits with an academic Frito Bandito, they discuss the sacred rights of the Manager's Club, and the next era of Below The Bible Belt begins with a dream... and a nation.

WHAT A PODCAST! WHAT A LOVELY PODCAST!

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In which Matt, Alex, and a very, very, very, very, very sleepy James go on a bit of a strange tangent.

ACTUALLY IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN RIDDLING

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In which we time-trip a few months into the past, to visit the magical moment when universes collided and Cody Alft first met Merce' Mueller. Try to spot the Stan Lee cameo in this cross-over, as they talk unnecessary TV remakes, favorite chick flicks, Iron Man where Iron Man does not belong, and whether or not Merce's brother has some serious McConaughey feels.

OKAY OKAY OKAY.

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Still amazing after all these years.

And this is still as baffling.

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In which Gravedigger James and Coffin Matt hop into their solid gold pimpmobile, battle Johnny Quest henchmen, and discover the hidden secret of Sanford & Son, as they watch Cotton Goes To Harlem.

THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST LEISURELY LIFE-OR-DEATH PURSUIT I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

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STAY FRESH with the power of Youtube!

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In which the good ol' boys resume their Drive-In Summer with a commentary recorded many months ago but now UNSTUCK IN TIME. In perhaps their most southern outing yet, they grab their favorite sporting goods, plaster-up their faces for battle, and clean up the dirt roads of their mid-to-late 70's small town the only way they know how: By WALKING TALL.

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WALK TALL with the power of Youtube!

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In which the good ol' boys rage a two-man war against activist demi-god professors, suburban ninjas, and an entire dynasty of ducks, as they watch quite possibly the worst movie that has ever graced this show-- including Swamp Thing vs. The Wolfman-- God's Not Dead.

WHY DO YOU HATE COMMENTARIES?!

(Also, be sure to check out Pulp Nightmare's DUELING COMMENTARY, and judge for yourself which has the highest percentage of Hercules jokes)

   

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Watch this abomination through the Satanic force of Netflix!

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In which the good ol' boys swab on the sunblock and scissor their pants into shorts, as they prepare to take the show's first ever summer break. Before they head out, though, they've invited two special guests to help end this first volume on a high note: The Unbreakable Merce' Mueller, and Cody "Once Bought a Sword-Cane Online By Accident" Alft. Together they discuss which co-host would win in a George R.R. Martin situation, what is and what is not soup (with shocking results), the quest for the perfect indoor volleyball court, the most terrifying revenge film ever conceived, the Aisle of Unreadable Books, social scofflawing, stoned businessmen, secret romance, cannibalism, Florida, and the proper system of organization for a DVD/Bluray collection.

BELOW THE BIBLE BELT: TOO SOUTHERN TO BE REAL

   

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But why.

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In which the good ol' boys ruin their dental work and flake on their court-appointed therapist, as they dwell on the beast that slumbers within us all. Count to ten as Matt snorts moon rocks to discover the joys of verse, James is spectator to a civil rights showdown of southern proportions, and the two of them miss the point of a humble-brag entirely.

CHOO-CHOO, MOTHERFUCKER

   

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Chief Justice "Rudy" Roy Moore: Champion of statues, enemy of statutes

Int his corner...

And challenging....

And of course, Wild Bill's two confederate cents

Screw the geezers! Get with the future, ya'll!