Below The Bible Belt

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In which the good ol' boys discover that I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, they are dudes, our ancestors are dudes, our descendants are dudes, we are all forever dudes in the flat circle of eternity, for today they are watching the philosophical sojourn of Keanan and Kel's Good Burger.

WHYYY, GOD? WHY? WHY MUST SINBAD BE FORSAKEN?

   

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In which the good ol' boys discover they're part of a larger network...

THERE WAS TOTALLY AN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK" MOVIE. REALLY. LOOK IT UP IT'S AWESOME.

   

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Tonight for one commentary only: James "Steve" Lewis, Matt "Carl" Johnson, and T "Timothy" Money, facing off against Heaven's Demons and the Satanic Wrestling Alliance in a battle-royal of South Carolinian proportions! Judge who is Most Christly as you watch Wrestling For Jesus: The Tale of T-Money, an epic journey of faith, redemption, and lice combs.

HE'S CRUCIFIED! HE'S CRUCIFIED! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

   

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In which the good ol' boys are cast out of their homeland and forced to march down an arduous path to their other homeland, as the Johnson Family Migration reaches its conclusion. Matt sticks his nose too far into shady dealings at the local Five & Dime, James finds himself strung out, betrayed, and Catfished on two mutually exclusive occasions, and a once-in-a-lifetime offer leaves both speechless and afraid, as the tale of Shadow James erotically unfolds. Just who is the prettiest man is Alabama? The answer will SHOCK you.

HEY BUDDY. WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP? WHAT UP?

NOTE: The audio for this episode is some bullshit. We hang our hats in shame for this aural failure, and promise to make to up to 'ya.

   

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In which the good ol' boys assemble the trinity once more, as Alex "MB" Koch joins Matt "Teach" Johnson, and James "Gamer Girl" Lewis, for a return to the most treacherous waters known to modern man: the job market! Fill out your resumes as James escapes from The GameStop on the Edge of Forever, Alex is targeted by Nature after seeing too much, and Matt begins the journey of a thousand miles with a single click. How many times can they interrupt Alex's story? How handsome must a man become to be above the law? Just how exactly does a one-armed man fish?!

HERE LIES COOTCHIE-BUG, FATHER OF TIMBO (NOT TOMBO)

   

Georgia Man Too Handsome To Be A Criminal

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In which the good ol' boys set fire to their stills and sweet-talk some sexy furniture, as they watch the hicksploitation inspiration for The Dukes of Hazzard, Moonshiners!

DO YOU WANT US TO MAKE BABY BOTTLES? WE'RE BOSS HOGGS, BOBBY LEE.   

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And check this dude's book! Why not?

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In which the good ol' boys are waylayed by romance and technical difficulties, as they attempt to discuss SnowmageddonPocalypseGauntlet 2014, before being interrupted by genealogical revelations, illogical grocery lists, and even more technical difficulties. Matt reveals his secret fetish, James is devastated by a dearth of perspiration, and they both say goodbye to a dropper of bombs and funky lyrics.

CURSE YOU, POEHLER VORTEX

   

The Jiggy Jihad is over

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In which the good ol' boys lay down some beats to save their rec center, and hit every costume shop in town along the way. Join James "Boogaloo Shrimp" Lewis, and Matt "Matty Nice/Shabba-Doo/Sam Firstenberg" Johnson, as they watch Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!

TURBO, NO! WHO WILL DROP FUNKY FRESH NOW?

   

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Deuteronomy 32:10.

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In which the good ol' boys throw off the shackles of American tyranny, throw another shrimp on the barbie, and throw on some extra-protective sunscreen to prepare for a journey to the radioactive waste of Australia. BTBB super-fan Matt Fuss join the boys to talk about his native land of 'Stralia. James butchers pronunciation while Matt tries to blow it out his clacker. With their magic guide, they learn the proper way to throw a boomerang, proper C-word etiquette, and the proper location for the next Dredd film. And a bonus! This show is also a tale of two Matts and two Jameses! While past Matt and James talk to Australian Matt through the magic of time travel, present day Matt and Replicon James carry on sexy banter and swap knowledge before humbling themselves before the one true God.

ALL HAIL OVERLORD OPRAH!

   

- Proverbs 29: 11

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In which the good ol' boys get their longjohns

in a bunch, as they wag their fingers at the subject of outrage. Be

filled with rightous indignation as they give the gift of moonshine,

debate what, exactly, constitutes Gay Christmas, and struggle to

uncover the mysteries of Jack Nicholson's house. James reveals the

secrets of Dook Protocol Alpha, Matt wages war against Obama Bulbs, and

the two vow to boycott Facebook at the behest of a wild man.

WE GONE SQUATCHIN'

   

Surprise!

Dumping Facebook