Below The Bible Belt

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In which the good ol' boys overcome disability, fire their chair-mounted shotguns, and wage a two-man war against Those Who Walk, as they marvel at the handi-capable, two-fisted kung-fu assassin, The Amazing Mr. No Legs!

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU NEED... AMPUTATED? THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN TO CALL.   

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In which the good ol' boys dress like the elderly, use their flamboyant scarves as weapons, and come to terms with their Inner John Hurt, as they discuss The Day of The Doctor.

NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER GIVE IN. NEVER RETURN FOR A SECOND SEASON.

   

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In which the good ol' boys narrowly avoid being side-lined by career-ending injuries, just in time to get tangled up in a web of lies, secrets, and cashews. Search for the truth as James takes a bullet for Lara Croft, Matt discovers how deep The Targét's tentacles spread, and a washed-up P.I. with nothing to lose comes out of retirement to take down... sheep?

THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM, YA SUM'BITCH!

   

Commissioner Freeman Jockisch Arrested

Commissioner Joey Masters Arrested

Commissioner Greg Smith Arrested... for WHAT?

We Are Better Than That!!!!! - Dale Peterson for Commissioner

Get Away From That! - Dale Peterson's Endorsement

The Fall of Dale Peterson: Part 1

The Fall of Dale Peterson: Part 2

Three men. Five arms. One town.

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In which the good ole boys step aside and let a special guest recite a special Southern-slanted rendition of an old Christmas standard.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, EXCEPT YOU, JOHNSON!

   

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In which the good ol' boys follow the journey of a man out of time, out of luck, and out of his element. A lonely traveler striding down a road comprised entirely of dead ends, battling the hell-hounds at his feet and the hell-fire in his own heart. Listen to them recount the tale of this weary ronin, of the women he loved, the friends he lost, and the races he dragged, as they watch the Johnson family favorite, Grease.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE PINK LADIES

   

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In which the good ol' boys honor the wrong milestone, as they spend their 20th episode exploring the defining attribute of southerners: pants-shitting terror in the face of the unknown. Comfort your inner child as Matt derails an international spin-off, James discovers his destiny as The Chosen Ballerina, and they confront the two most charismatic conspiracy theorists the south has ever produced. Besides themselves, of course.

DON'T DO THIS TO ME. DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEE--

   

Wild Bill vs. Feminists

Wild Bill vs. Liberals

Wild Bill vs. THE ULTIMATE EVIL

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In honor of the good Doctor's 50th Anniversary, here's a little snippet of a conversation between the good ol' boys from a few months ago, just before the announcement of Peter Capaldi as the 12th. The audio quality's a bit shaky, but since Matt was recording from THE FRONT LINES OF THE TIME WARS, it's relatively decent.

TONIGHT... WE'RE CANCELLING SPACE AND TIME!

   

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In which the good ol' boys turn against the air itself and suffer the wrath of The Griffinor, as they watch the 70's TV horror classic Swamp Werewolf Sheriff Gator Assassin, P.I. Or something like that.

ANTON ARCANNNNNNNE!!!
   

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In which the good ol' boys suck in their guts and comb their hair, as they welcome Off-Panel's resident skirt, Merce' Mueller, to discuss her terrifying and vaguely offensive adventures down south. Crotchet yourself something nice as James discovers the majesty of a ceremonial mashed potato bar, Matt loses a bride but gains a franchise, Merce' finds herself awash in a black miasma of illicit confectionery, and the truth of our President's heritage is revealed at last.

STORMY MUELLER, P.I., IN: THE BRIDE WORE SUSPENDERS.
   

Funeral for hero dog conceals Obama's hidden canine agenda

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In time for Halloween, comes something so funky it's scary! Not a ghost or a goblin, but a brand new commentary! The boys are gonna get the smack off the streets and knock the socks off your feet, when they go back to the 70's, back to times much hotter, rhymin' up something funky... as they watch the Disco Godfather!

PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ONNN IT PUT YO WEIGHHHHT ON IT PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT

   

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