Below The Bible Belt

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In which the good ol boys buy suspicious lottery tickets and consider a trip to Belize, as they talk about "Buried", the second leg of Breaking Bad's final eight episode run.

THE NUMBERS ARE BAD, MAN. THE NUMBERS ARE BAD!

   

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In which the good ol boys are in the lab and cooking once again. Join James and Matt for Breaking Belt, the minisode where they "dissect the chemistry" of Breaking Bad. After threatening to flip on James, Matt gets it together and they get into episode 601 "Blood Money", the start of Breaking Bad's final eight episode run. 

WE'RE NOT IN THE PODCASTING BUSINESS, WE'RE IN THE EMPIRE BUSINESS.

   

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In which the good ol' boys take a visit to Dr. Stein's photogenic mansion, as they endure the blacksploitation/mad-science-sploitation/establishing-shot-sploitation romp Blackenstein: The Black Frankenstein! Who knows what racism lurks in the heart of the 70's...

BLACKENSTEINTHEBLACKFRANKENSTEINGIVEITALISTENWHYNOT

   

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In which the good ol' boys embark on their first ever minisode, as they ponder celestial domestic disturbances, search for the elusive land of Yonder, and watch helplessly as the debate over Dinner v. Supper tears the Johnson family apart.
DR. PEPPER: IT'S MY BLACK GUY.

   

NC State's Dialect Survey Map

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Dig this: The good ol' boys are discussing the malevolent mainstream media, and it's dichotomous depiction of their happy and hallowed homeland! Perk up those sound-peepers as they verbally fellate film's most aesthetically toothsome twosome, scoff at the sorry state of each other's movie knowledge, and trip balls during another jolly Johnson Family Movie Night. Also dig: James interrupts the lip-locking of libidinous young lovers, Matt belays his banjo bromance, and the Demon Dog of Dime-Store Detective Stories finally gets-- his -- DUE. Bam!

Final dig: SING ME A SIZZLING SIN-SONG, BARKO!

   

James Ellroy Hates Everything

James Ellroy Hates Racism

But James Ellroy Loves Peeping

And James Ellroy Always Gets His Man

James Ellroy is very proud of his show "James Ellroy's LA: City of Demons"

PROMOTIONAL DIG: Be sure to check out BtBB on Tumblr, for extra bullshit you can't find anywhere else (in most states)!

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In which them good ol' boys journey close to home, with the 2002 Reese Witherspoon rom-com critical bomb Sweet Home Alabama! Starring Patrick "Fuck You Patrick Dempsey" Dempsey, Murphy Brown, Stonewall Jackson, Guy Who Isn't Matthew McConaughey, and Fred Ward.

ACT, REESE WITHERSPOON! MOVE-- YOUR-- FACE!

   

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In which the good ol' boys find the one that they want (hoo hoo-ooh), when they recount one patriarch's passion for the Pink Ladies, question the legitimacy of an unlicensed ice cream truck, and spend an alarming amount of time rationalizing a basic taboo. Listen as one host's romantic endeavors are again thwarted by Paul Rudd, another lets his love flow (like a mountain stree-eeam), and both uncover the shocking true identity of Matt Johnson, AKA John Mattson, AKA Matty Nice, AKA H.P. Lovejohnson, AKA John Suan, AKA DJ Scoop, AKA Tootie.

YES, FOR ALL THOSE WONDERING, BTBB IS NOW BI-WEEKLY. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE US NOW. (LIKE THIS POST)

   

Alabama Leads Porn List

Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

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In which them good ol' boys usher in a new monthly segment, where they revisit some of cinema's trashiest southern-fried trainwrecks! In our first episode, White Bigot Matt awakens to find his head grafted to the body of Soul Brother James, as they watch the 1970's anti-classic The Thing With Two Heads.

WHO WOULD HAVE SUSPECTED NEITHER WOULD CARE FOR THE IDEA TOO MUCH...

   

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In which the good ole boys start up a triple feature fight night of wrath and rage. First up, James and Matt fight to the death with undead Lincolns and man-boy fashion trends, as one member of The Hatest Generation attempts bycicular homicide, and another wages war against the exchange of big tips for big tits. In our second match, two icons (?) join forces to solve racism once and for all, with the cast of Good Burger, and our night finishes out with the main event: Science gone awry, a terrorist gone gangsta, and a redneck gone beatnik.

DO THE LADIES REALLY LOVE COOL JAMES, OR DO THEY JUDGE HIS GOLD CHAINS?!

   

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The Rappin' Jihadist III: The Search For Spock

The Accidental Racist

The Thing with Two Heads Trailer

I told you I didn't make this up

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In which one of them good ole boys is handed a pink slip, the other a bottle of soy sauce, as they court the bitter mistress that is poverty. James breaks out of Shawshank and into the Family Dollar, then stops to commit Grand Theft Queen Size, as Matt's Dad goes up against his most formidable foe yet... HIMSELF. As they decipher Hobo Sigils and meet up with an old friend from the (Middle)East Side, Matt tells a story so foul, so revolting, so WRONG, that it knocks the podcast off its hinges and shakes his co-host to his very soul. HE WALKS IN TWO WORLDS, BUT IS MASTER OF BOTH! MAN-HORSE, YOU ARE NATURE'S GREATEST WONDER!

NOTE: Matt's audio is a little shaky in this episode, but if it helps, just imagine he's podcasting from THE PHANTOM ZONE!

   

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The Rappin' Jihadist II: The Wrath of Kahn

A father-son outing gone WRONG

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