In this Final episode for Season One of Bookslap (Youlube) Cam reacts to a music video of doggo Sting, TJ makes Cam feel sick talking about catheters (Dickslap). And we discuss the length of time it takes us to pee. Oh, we also talk about feltching, dogging, frush and Richard Dawkins.

Cam takes us through the alphabet using euphonics and TJ admits he's not a fan of cheese.

Wired's 100th Anniversary party gets crashed by the Bookslap buffoons. Stephen Hawking runs out of batteries, Brian Cox has locked himself in the bathroom to fix his hair and Neil DeGrasse Tyson causes a scene outside as the bouncers refuse him entry. All in a days work for famous physicists. Cam and TJ save the day, in their own idiotic way.

Cam & TJ try to read the book Ocean of Sound. They fail and end up waffling on about mutant Guitar fingers and assblasters. TJ expands the musical scale while Cam declares he is now a nose whistle virtuoso. Together, they create an orchestra of bodily instruments. A load of old bollocks as usual, surprisingly, the bollocks didn't make it into the orchestra.

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Cam reveals his worst Christmas gifts from times past. TJ doesn't.

Have A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.