We had another frustrating Yankees loss, there’s a frustrated Giants running back and Gio is shaking off a rough night on the golf course. He lost and the A/C was not working at home. Like Saquon tweeted, “it is what it is”. Gio thinks Saquon should have taken the Giants offer. Jerry believes there’s only one way the valuation of running backs will ever change. CLo is in for Jerry and begins with the Yankees blowing another late lead, this time to Shohei Ohtani and the Angels. Jerry joked that Griffin Canning could throw a no-hitter against the Yankees. He didn’t, but he did strike out 12 batters. Gio and Jerry have no problem with the Yankees not walking Ohtani before his game-tying HR. We may have seen the last of Josh Donaldson. Jerry wonders if some under-performing players should kick back some money to the owners paying them. Le’Veon Bell considers himself a prophet. The Jets don’t want Hard Knocks to air when players get cut at the end of camp. Gio and Jerry say that’s fine, we’ve seen that same scene a million times. Joel Embiid might want out of Philly. James Harden is a piece of work. In the final segment of the hour, we discuss the songs we can play as rejoins in the two hours we are off TV after Eddie chose a deep-cut from The Beatles. What songs did The Beatles play when they first played at Shea in the 60s? Gio gained some respect for Kirk Cousins watching him in “Quarterback”.
Michael Jackson’s “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” will always be special to Gio because it was the song when he was a contestant in Pittsburgh’s version of Dancing with the Stars. The woman who trained him left her husband for her priest. That reminds us of Father Phil and Carmela from The Sopranos. The Yankees had another bad loss last night in LA. The pitch clock is helping but baseball still isn’t like it used to be. Why was Anthony Volpe swinging for a HR when he needed a single? Jerry says Griffin Canning of the Angels had a very slow delivery. Giancarlo Stanton for Max Scherzer: who says no? Gio would love to have time to rewatch The Sopranos. Thursday Night Football hasn’t caught on and is a problem. Do we even need Sunday Night Football? CLo returns for an update but first Gio asks Fliegs a Taylor Swift question, Diet Coke is considered dangerous by some and Russell Okung lost a lot of weight. Gio looks back at some of his diets. Men in the Hamptons are demanding penis injections. Gio would do it if he was a single man. Looking into penis enlargement methods online. We get to hear Wayne Randazzo again with the Yankees in Anaheim. Chris McMonigle fell into an old-timey voice. Is there such a thing as a penis that’s too big? John Sterling got mad at the Angels PA announcer. Running backs across the NFL are not happy. In the final segment of the hour, Gio needs to give a gift to his neighbor that helped him fix the A/C last night. Eddie has the answer.
We are getting ready for CBS Sports Network to join us after the soccer friendly they were airing wraps up. How can the Angels let Shohei Ohtani walk away as a free agent? Jerry says the Mets best hope of landing Ohtani long term is to trade for him and sell him on New York while he is here. Gio says the Dodgers can just sit back, wait and land Ohtani in free agency. If a team trades for Ohtani and loses him in free agency it would be one of the biggest trade busts ever. Will the Mets pursue Ohtani at some point? Is there a case for the Mets mostly running it back next year? CLo returns with an Ohtani highlight to beat the Yankees and Jerry notices his hair is getting grayer. Running backs have been devalued. Are wide receivers next? Gio says no way. Greg Olsen says there’s a lot in the game of football that looks or sounds like penises. Is Joel Embiid just trolling everyone? A man on TikTok was not happy when his wife told him she is pregnant with their 4th child. Failed vasectomy stories. In the final segment of the hour, Bebe Rexha shared a text from her boyfriend on Instagram. He texted her that she gained weight after telling her the same in person. Jeff Passan broke his back.
Rookies for some teams, including the Giants, are reporting to camp today. Everyone for the Jets reports tomorrow. We need football with these baseball teams. Gio got help with his slip yesterday. The marina owners who don’t follow sports or know about Gio and WFAN helped out after someone played them the clip of Gio saying they don’t know who he is on yesterday’s show. They loved it and were happy to help. Gio has to give more “man baskets” now. One of them will get the vag-ankle. We can make better “man baskets” or “man crates” than the ones that are available online. CLo returns for his final update of the day. John Calipari has Kentucky practicing at Drake’s house. Ohtani and the Angels beat the Yankees in the series opener last night. The Mets are back in action tonight. Joe B talked about golfing with Robert Saleh filling in with Evan yesterday. How long did it take for Saleh to regret golfing with Joe? Dog is returning to Bar A for the first time since he left WFAN. He faxed in his WFAN resignation from Bar A. In Moment of the Day, penis enlargement is “exploding” in the Hamptons. In the final segment of the day, Gio reads an interview with Evan Fournier in which he references Dragon Ball Z (thanks Anthony Gallo for explaining what he meant) and trashes Tom Thibodeau.
