Hour 1
The Knicks lost Game 5 at MSG, and Gio doubts their ability to compete with the Celtics without top performances from Brunson and Towns, noting their better play in Detroit. Jerry's first update covered the Knicks' loss, the Pacers' win (highlighted by Haliburton's dad taunting Giannis), and other NBA action. The Mets had a strong defensive inning with Lindor and Taylor excelling, and Alonso homered. The Yankees hit three straight home runs to start their game, and Rodon was perfect through five. The Devils are out of the playoffs. Finally, an email from Bill Belichick's book tour revealed to Boomer a reason for his strained relationship with Robert Kraft.
Hour 2
The hour opened with Brandon Tierney's rapid-fire baseball stats, which Gio called a "baseball stat orgasm." They discussed Juan Soto's underwhelming season and Boomer's take that it benefits Alonso. Jazz Chisholm is dealing with "flank discomfort." The hosts then listed Tierney's frequently used big words. Jerry's update was preceded by a conversation with their makeup artist, Aly, who admitted she's never broken down boxes. Jerry played audio of Ian Eagle covering the Knicks' loss to the Pistons at MSG and expressed confusion over Jazz Chisholm's "flank" injury. The hour concluded with a discussion about women not breaking down cardboard boxes, leading to numerous calls from men trying to convince their wives to do so.
Hour 3
Last night, the Knicks lost Game 5 to the Pistons at MSG, with Boomer calling the close game concerning ("alarming" according to Gio). The show continued discussing the box-breaking debate and then moved on to men's struggles with hangers. Jerry's update featured Mike Breen's call of the Knicks' loss, noting their upcoming game in Detroit. They also touched on Tyrese Haliburton's dad taunting Giannis, Chris Russo's hypothetical scenario of his daughter dating Bill Belichick, and the trailer release for the Brett Favre documentary, "The Fall of Favre." The hour ended with the tragic story of John Elway's friend and agent's fatal golf cart accident involving Elway.
Hour 4
Eli Manning is trying to acquire a minority stake in the Giants. Boomer considered it a good place to "park" money, suggesting at least a million. Shedeur Sanders celebrated his Browns draft with a million dollars in a Louis Vuitton bag. Jerry's final update preceded a discussion about Sunday's Five Borough Bike Tour. He covered the Knicks' loss to the Pistons and Thibs' timeout decisions, the Pacers' win over the Bucks with Tyrese Haliburton's father confronting Giannis, the Yankees hitting three straight home runs, Jazz Chisholm's "flank discomfort," and the Mets' win with strong defense and a Keith Hernandez autographed card featuring his butt. The Moment of the Day highlighted makeup artist Aly's refusal to break down boxes. The show concluded with UFL player Samson Nacua's one-game suspension for slapping a fan.