Listen to the radio, read the paper, but don't you ever watch the TV. You might become dumb and then it'll be too late. Don't be a fool.

New isn't trendy. What the people want is free access to elderly saxophones for any occasion to party. Elderly! Saxophones! Elderly! Elderly saxophones for everyone!

What could it be. Years of geological and antropological research had slowly answered most of the questions we thought would help us understand better how the Tellegethy lived. But what's the matter now, doesn't the answer nicely fit together?

Please abort the countdown or go away. The sake of our planet is my concern, and if I don't expect you to do it, at least leave and let me or one of us do. Come on, don't shy on us like that.

Please sir, I would like my steak nice and tasty. Fortissimo madam? Yes, why not, I'm in that mood and I'm hungry. Oh, and make another one for Bob, fortissimo I expect. That's when Bob fainted.

All the Wendy's in the audience will excuse me, but the one I'm thinking of will surely recognize herself. Wendy is a freak, but I do appreciate her nonetheless. You hear me Wendy?

Who could ever have imagined such a gentle crocodile? He was so kind with the little kittens. But at the end he ate them anyway.

Yo the new guy! said Jozzef the tattooed indian guy. Do you know the new dance? Lemmo was not impressed by the tough looks and firm voice. Yo mean the xophoid breakdance? he responded. Yeah, yo know how to practice?

They had these camels they wanted to get rid of. Jim had millions and Sarah, the swap was rather easy but she never really forgave him. What should he care, he was happy now.

I was camping some time ago. Two to three years ago to be precise. Everything was neatly organized with all the necessary equipment and goods ready for us to camp. Logs in a cabin to have dry wood for the fire too.