Impossible! It is impossible to have you be freed when you get eaten. You're a trained city oyster, you will never be able to be happy in the open sea. For a sea molusk, oyster heaven is geographically limited, in an aquarium, oyster heaven in an aquarium.

The animals only come out of the darkness at night to drink at the pond. The predators are however not asleep, and the risk is high for one to come out of the bush and satisfy his hunger. But all the animals want is a sunset and a kiss.

The broom is nice, but it isn't as efficient as what modern technology has acustomed to. There are many new technologies for us modern-men that make our daily life much easier. The vacuum cleaner ain't one of them. It's noisy and still has to be strolled around the house. What we modern homo-sapiens need is A vacuum cleaner for the true revolution to begin.

No, it is impossible to make a sausage using only a soapbox. It has been tried many times, that is indeed true, but for each time a failure. This is sad but realistic.

That's a happy fact. After years in the no-foreplay zone, we are back on the good tracks with loads of smooth and mellow, tons of pink and purple. It's true romantism is back in trends.

Handy as can be, a brass ensemble can not be as powerful without the trumpets of Zunglob. They are mighty loud and mighty good.

Since I was aware of myself, I liked to stay at a distance. It is much more confortable to stand away, to stare at the scene while the others move in and ramble. I like to hide, I like it that way.

Really, it's true, I've got that itch. It's really bothering, the more I feel it, the more I want to grab it and scratch it, my right ear scratches me.

As common knowledge would put it, the objects one states can sometimes be incorrect and thus induce comprehension errors. It is also true that orange juice is not a fruit but from a fruit. Some would even go further as to state it is of a fruit, but I would reply that it is in fact in the fruit.

This is a fact. There graveyard is full of fun, there are so many things to do. It is a quiet place with space, many nice plants, lots of stones, peaceful trees, benches (important, never forget), sometimes even small bridges and false wells. Yeah, yeepee.