The school kids are in the van. They know they shouldn't have brought Sam the grumpy old cat with them for this chocolate factory visit, but the poor old fellow never gets a chance to go out. This will be a first, and he'll love it, guaranteed.

Entertain your spouse by letting your imagination express itself. For example you could juggle with three chikens and a tomato or jump around and tell her why with a potato in your mouth. These are only two great ways to cheer up the ambiance in your homely life, much better than renting a DVD.

If you concatenate the first name Rupert with the word rain and add folg at the end you get Rupertrainfolg, which doesn't sound half as bad as what it doesn't mean.

Hello grand mommy, I thought you'd like some sweets and lime, so I brought you some. Oh thank you my youngster, she replied, I do love sweets and lime, thank you, thank you very much. Come here and lets take a cup of tea together.

Joel is one of those ordinary writers that just writes ordinary stuff for ordinary readers. His salary is nothing extraordinary and he drives an ordinary car from his dull home to his boring work. In an ordinary world he is quite fit.

They planned this family reunion for a month. Everything was set. The menu was decided as to accomoate all tastes, beverages where the finest that could, even the musical playlist was chosen in order to please everyone. That was without knowing the little detail that would ruin the party. The Svens are coming, and they don't intend to do soft figuration.

Not to say there are no clues on the whereabouts of the diverse protagonists, but I wonder why and what, and maybe even where the last standing officer went after tea.

Say byebye to the chaussette because it is leaving now. Yes it is not late yet, but she's getting bored.

The cheese is as nefastious as the chicken loaf in terms of refrigerator social behaviours. The freaks of the refrigerator have their own laws and beware if you don't respect them.

The wall shaked, the ground was moving, and then the fissures. Broohaaahaaa the whole building collapsed in a huge cloud of dust and flames.