Boozy Book Reports

This month, we're exploring the whimsical world of "Sideways Stories from Wayside School" by Louis Sachar. Published in 1978, this book takes us on an absurd journey through a school built sideways, with 30 stories high and one classroom on each floor. From evil teachers turning kids into apples to the mysterious 19th floor that doesn't exist, this episode promises a rollercoaster of laughs and surprises!

Mentions:

• Sideways Stories from Wayside School
• Wayside (2005)
• The Witches (1990)
• Boston Creme Pie
• Cute Aggression 

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Trouble while braving the infamous Four Loko Pregame challenge!

Mentions:

• Little Miss Trouble by Roger Hargreaves
• Little Miss Trouble (1983)
• four loko pregame  
• Allen's Coffee Brandy
• Pet Shop Boys

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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Grab your favorite drink and join us for a nostalgic deep dive into Carolyn B. Cooney’s, The Face on the Milk Carton. This month, we’re tackling a book that's been on our radar for ages, only to find it a bit of an uphill climb! With a plot that left us wanting, this episode promises candid critiques, hearty laughs, and of course, some deliciously themed drinks.

Drink Recipe:

Brandy Alexander – A classic cocktail that's essentially booze-infused chocolate milk. 

• 1.5 ounces cognac
• 1 ounce dark creme de cacao
• 1 ounce cream
• Add all to shaker with ice and shake until cold
• Strain into a chilled glass 

FYI: Beth's DIY version with almond milk and cherry brandy? Not a hit.

Mentions:

• The Face on the Milk Carton by Carolyn B. Cooney
• The Face on the Milk Carton (1995 TV Movie) 
• Trader Joe's Cookie Butter Beer 
• Death of a Cheerleader (1994 TV Movie) 
• Kellie Martin
• Runaway Train - Soul Asylum
• National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
• Recess (TV Series) 

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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Let’s get cultured! We’re diving into the quirky world of Shel Silverstein with his poem "Sick," while sipping on a unique and somewhat terrifying shot called The Sack Lunch. This peanut butter and jelly shot, made with Concord grape juice and peanut butter whiskey, will have you reminiscing about school lunches in the weirdest way possible.

The Sack Lunch Shot:

• 1½ oz. Concord grape juice
• 1½ oz. Peanut Butter Whiskey
• Shake with ice and strain into two shot glasses rimmed with grape juice and peanut butter powder

Mentions:

• Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
• Welch's Concord Grape Juice
• Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey
• PBfit Peanut Butter Powder
• Applebee's Mudslide Shake Dupe

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Tiny while tasting The Midtown Room Prosecco cocktail mixers (you know the interesting mixers you see at TJ Max or Home Goods around the holidays). 

Mentions:

• Little Mis Tiny by Roger Hargreaves
• Little Miss Tiny (1983)
• Midtown Room Mixers (not easily available online)

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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This month we're reporting on a series that had every 90's church lady in a choke hold! Yes, we're diving into the world of Chicken Soup for the Soul, specifically the Horse Lover's Soul II. Get ready for an episode brimming with horse girl energy as we share touching stories and nostalgic moments from this beloved collection. And of course, we're pairing our discussions with two delightful drinks: a classic Sarsaparilla and a spirited Horse Girl Shot!

Drinks (see full recipes on our Insta or TikTok):

• Sarsaparilla
• The Horse Girl Shot

Mentions:

• Chicken Soup for the Horse Lovers Soul II
• Precious Moments
• Thomas Kinkade
• Oatmeal Scotchies Recipe
• Breyer Horses
• King’s Guard
• 28 Days (2000)

TW: Horse Death

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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This month we’re headed back to the complicated world of middle school girls in Dear Diary #1: The Party by Carrie Randall first published in 1989. Join us as we follow Lizzie’s trials and tribulations from the first day of sixth grade to a questionable room makeover to the pinnacle middle school social experience… throwing a slumber party; all while trying to get into the cool girl clique.

We’re sipping on boozy root beer float and lava lamp cocktail (check our Instagram or TikTok for recipes)! 

Mentions:

• Dear Diary #1: The Party
• Dr. McGillicuddy’s Liqueurs
• Boba Pops
• Candice Ransom
• The Vermont Country Store
• Crispy Fish Croquettes
• Mexikitch
• retromagicokc
• Window Bird Feeder
• National Audubon Society

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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[email protected]

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Let’s get cultured!

Poem:  She sights a Bird—she chuckles by Emily Dickinson 

Shot: The Lint Roller

Recipe (for two):

• ½ cup coconut water
• Splash of lime juice
• 1 sugar cube
• Stir to dissolve sugar cube
• Shake with ice to chill
• Strain and pour into two glasses
• Top with shredded coconut

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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[email protected]

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In this episode of Boozy Book Reports, we delve into John Steinbeck's timeless “classic”, Of Mice and Men. Join us as we explore the themes and unforgettable characters that make this novel a cornerstone of High School literature all while being slightly buzzed. This month we’re drinking two delicious cocktails: a refreshing Bellini and our specially crafted George and Lennie!

Mentions:

• Of Mice and Men
• Of Mice and Men (1992)
• Astoria Prosecco DC
• Free the Tipple: Kickass Cocktails Inspired by Iconic Women
• Grapes of Wrath
• East of Eden
• Weed, California
• Rabbit Fever
• Pearl (2022)

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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[email protected]

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Join in as we discuss the most unhinged children’s book we’ve reported on yet! First published in 1960, Casey the Utterly Impossible Horse by Anita Feagles, is a wild ride featuring a sassy talking horse, who gives a masterclass in emotional manipulation! 

Listen in for lively discussions and unexpected twists, paired perfectly with our Bourbon Renewal and Orange Creamsicle cocktails!

Mentions:

• Casey the Utterly Impossible Horse by Anita Feagles
• Mister Ed
• The Horse and his Boy by C.S. Lewis
• Creme Savers
• Key & Peele - Meegan, Come Back
• Twinkle Toes Glitter Hoof Polish



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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary.

Hosted by Beth + Sam

Music by The Finley Ghost

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Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew

TikTok: @boozybookreports

Instagram: @boozybookreport

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[email protected]

boozybookreports.com