We (Spike himself) actually edited this one a little bit. Excuse Jakes language and my shiddy writing. sometimes you just gotta boom da na mm na da eema!

What's a Pilla?!?!?!?!?!

Well, it just izz. Jeo is commonly wrong, and I'll eat sushi however GODDAMNWELL please. Video games are cool as usual. YilonMa is the real one, you all have been deceived. Gorts have been broduced in motel trashbags. The fish took a shit. Jew shit is cool lookin' and Catholic sleepaway camp for priests sound pretty rad!! (Long periods of silence included in this episode free of charge)

Just fuckin' listen to it BIIIIIITCH!

Every time we gum we broduce a gort! Special guest Gevin screens our galls and galls us right back. Listen this beautiful guration of useless information and opinions as we navigate a 12 pack of freedom beers and shidd on other people's views.

The grass is much greener on the other side.....SuckMyAssSuckMyAssSuckMyAss.

Ummm I don't know dude. just listen to the damn thing.

FuckYouBitchFuckYouBitchFuckYouBitch

And I'm here to say.... we talk about booshit ev-er-y day including but not limited to; vijya games, drinin' going to shows, and Anthony Keidis takes it in the ass on the reg.

P.S. Kevin's a bitch.

You know what? We think so. Maybe because we aren't HAMMERED this time. I'm also quite biased

It's our first episode.  Tell your friends, your parents, and even that girl that left you on read... maybe this will get her to like you. Either way, listen to us and treat our words as the gospel.