Born Offside

Messi shows up with a goal, Maradona shows up with a couple of birds, Jason shows up with a cold. Russia 2018 just keeps showing up with drama, lots of lovely drama.

Cards, VAR, gypsys, penalties saved and missed, more VAR, drapes, headers, goals and lots and lots and lots of drama!

Jesse Lingard isn't quite himself, Colombia get all reverse, and Jay gets very very worried about Iran for non-nuclear reasons.

Rafa is still here, moody gingers, and Pa Nama.

Football, pubic hair, a train-less country, and still no nil nils!

We're the only podcast to talk about Argentina vs Croatia without blaming it all on Lionel. We also have to deal with losing Peru and keeping Giroud, make a song for Kylian, and of course discuss people's rights to shoot.

Jason goes to a pub and gets depressed. Dave falls in love with Iran. Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia gets a lengthy review. And could Argentina be in big big trouble?

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England won a world cup match! Dave sings, Jason cringes, Harry Kane shines. Oh and some other teams played.

We've made it to our 5th day and despite no red cards, we do have a wonderful German defeat to reflect on. Jason remembers Ronaldo's thighs and Dave threatens to leave the show.