“They’re her children. More exactly, they’re the children of her rage.”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my father (Al Jaconetti) and I go back to the ate 70’s to look at some early Cronenberg, as we cover The Brood (1979). So grab your robe, get ready for your floor rolls, and head to a therapy session. Just remember to top it off.

“It wasn’t me, mom! It was a little creature! I saw it!”

On this year end episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my daughter (Haley Jaconetti) and I close out 2023 by looking back at Mac And Me (1988). So grab your can of Coca-Cola, head over to McDonald’s, and eat a hand full of Skittles. Just remember, to swing by Sears on your way out.

Pretty nice!

On this Christmas episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my daughter (Haley Jaconetti) and I cover The Pink Panther in: A Pink Christmas (1978). So grab your shovel, dress up link Santa, and get in line. Just remember, your kindness will be repaid.

“The whole place is a morgue!”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, And Babes, my father (Al Jaconetti) and I turn the clock back to the early 1950’s, as we look back at House of Wax (1953). So warm up the wax, check for earrings, and higher a good barker. Just remember, always check under the wig.

“You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? They can never accept the fact that the night is over.”

On this Thanksgiving episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my father (Al Jaconetti) and I cover one of the most pirated movie of 2021 (at least for a week in November), as we talk about Black Friday (2021). So make sure you have your sliced turkey, lock the front doors, and rev up the forklift. Just remember, We Love Toys!

“Buddy, look around. Would I be surprised?”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my father (Al Jaconetti) and I look back at a polarizing cult classic, as we discuss House of 1000 Corpses  (2003). So grab your map, don’t forget the chicken, and watch out for flat tires. Just remember, if you stick your head in the fire, make sure their is nothing sticking out of your backside.

“Forget the food greedy guts, what I want is money!”

On this Halloween episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my daughter (Haley Jaconetti) makes her return as we cover the Halloween classic special Witch’s Night Out (1978). So grab your masks, chow down on a sardine meringue, and chase those monsters. Just remember,  it is Halloween and she is a witch of magic!

“Lynda, if this is a joke, I’ll kill you.”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, And Babes, my brother (Luke Jaconetti) joins me as we look back on the original Halloween (1978).  So grab some rope, sharpen your butcher knife, and adjust your mask. Just remember, the trick was to stay alive.

“He said he’d blow up the dam.”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, my father (Al Jaconetti) and I look back at the monster fight that started it all, as we cover Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943).  So order the lab equipment, watch your step on the rubble, and don’t move the wolf’s bane. Just remember, keep track of when the moon will be full.

“The bastards fly!”

On this episode of Bots, Bugs, and Babes, I head to beach as I try to avoid flying fish in Piranha II: The Spawning (1982). Join me as I look back at James Cameron’s  directorial debut about flying fish, sunken ships, and dynamite fishing. Just remember, weird beach rituals may not end well.