What makes a great Dota podcast? Expert analysis? Winning personalities? Years of experience, a high level of production quality? We who lack any of these are going to try our hand. This brave endeavor, inspiring as it is foolish, be a testament to our will. When all has fallen to dust, and nothing remains of us but memory, someone will remember this podcast. Someone will think of this noble effort. And they will say, in hushed tones, “Eh. Kinda sucked, I guess.”

We’re on iTunes! You can subscribe there, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. You can find Johnny on Twitter at @JohnnyWarpzone, Colin is @SixTwoSixFour, and the official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow. Email your questions to [email protected]! See again in two weeks!