Bottle Crow Reborn

lotta things went wrong here. we don't gotta dissect them. we just gotta hit "publish" and then we can move on.

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Nothing to do with our episode, but... "we're so sorry skeletons/you're so misunderstood?" What exactly is misunderstood about skeletons? Half damage from slashing weapons, vulnerable to holy damage, some of them you have to smash the skull or they'll just get back up. Can't really drink rum, or so I'm told- just kinda falls right through them. And according to Hammacher Schlemmer, they're

PERFECT... perfect... perfect... perfect...

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You can understand something and not "get" it. Like, I understand better what Nick was thinking now. But I don't get it. I will never GET it. It can't be done. His mind, if it can be called such, does not follow human paths and methods of deduction and reason. But I do kind of understand.

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Teaaaaa tiiiiime! You know, after we recorded this, I noticed two BONUS TEAS that I was given by Harvey & Sons that I can try next time. They're not, you know... BREAKFAST teas. The best teas, or at least my favorites. Though I do also like a nice oolong. And green can be ok. Anyone. Tea good.

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yknow. i'm eating twizzlers rn. and. no? no. why do we tolerate these. like, i enjoyed them when i was a kid. because kids are morons. but this is lightly artifical strawberry flavored wax. this SUCKS. this is BAD. honestly red vine isn't like god's gift to man but it's at least a CANDY. this is a canDLE. this is TRASH. i'll finish the bag cuz i don't wanna waste money but like waht the hell man

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Professor Latent and the Curious Juices. ...Boy I hate that, I started typing and the end result sucked, huh? Many such cases. Anyway please enjoy the first and probably last podcast where I'm high. Unless you count the painkillers, that's happened before and probably will again. Those ones aren't recreational, so it feels different.

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But not really. We BARELY talk about the patch. It's really a Hatcast. And there are a few winners, but it's mostly a dire Hatcast. ...Not dire like Dire like Radiant and Dire. Dire like bad. Bad hats. You get the idea.

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One roadtrip later, and our relationship is forever changed. Probably. I'll be honest, it doesn't feel that different. Oh, let me offer you an update! A lot of the problems I bring up in this episode have since been addressed. I have a window AC unit and it's wonderful! The drivers in my local area are timid af but at least aren't making too many dangerous choices. And I am less grouchy! At the moment, anyway. Who knows what the future holds.

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Given that I was on painkillers for this recording, editing it was a journey of "huh I don't remember any of this. Did I say that? Ok." And I didn't say anything too wild. This was in fact a very tame episode. But it's a strange feeling.

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Motorslice fans please don't talk to me, please get away from me. It's time for the debut of Games Critic Nick as he gets surprisingly worked up about a bad, semi-horny semi-action game voiced by the lady you all know and love from Kramer Hentai Adventure 2. I don't know what to tell you, gang.

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