Hey, man. How’s it going? How was your day? Sit down. Take a deep breath, and relax. The Shanghai Major’s stunning conclusion’s here for us to discuss. Did Colin throw in one of the games he and Emily played together? A fanfic imbued with the spirit of brevity. So, so much more. May this Dota Nightmare never end.

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