Bourbon On Ice

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The mail bag is open, and letters are falling out. Figuratively, of course, no one sends us letters anymore. That being said, your podcasting duo is together, for once, to answer your mailed in questions. Want yours read? Email your hosts at [email protected]. Until then, relax and take a listen. They've got a lot to ponder.

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Ever wondered why your two plucky podcasters haven't ever been placed in charge of a kingdom? Well, after this episode, you'll thank your lucky stars because you'll know the horrifying answer. And it's not who you'd think that's the real menace. Your Bartender Mike Whiskey and Your Friend Frosty unleash upon the world their terrifying ideas for a fictional kingdom/hellhole and also share some family news, some support for poor suffering Billy Joel, and even take a quick international trip. Plus, chickens! Yes, really.

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No one thought this day would come. Admit it, you were skeptical too. But Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey have done the impossible (or at least, the improbably) and made it to 100 EPISODES. Thank you all for your support - now let's get weird. Again. Whiskey has a list of other things turning one hundred this year, and Your Friend Frosty will paint a terrifying picture of things yet to come. So....yay? Either way, thank you, our listeners and fans, for joining us on this ride. We couldn't have made it here without your listening ears. 

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Midnight Burger, Season 4, is just about to drop (unless you're a Patreon subscriber, in which case you're several episodes in already). As such, Your Friend Frosty and everybody's favorite special guest star Robare are taking over the show to talk about another show. It's how they do things here. We're going back to the beginning to discussing the show origins, favorite characters, and maybe survive an impromptu dragon attack or two. Before Season 4, let's enjoy seasons one through three in style. 

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejooooh, no, wow, that was a close one. Think of what almost happened here, people! Best put it out of your minds. Anyway, we're talking about the upcoming Beetlejuice sequel, more than three decades in the making. But we're also talking about something just plain weird that will make poor Mike Whiskey squirm and Your Friend Frosty chortle with devious delight: the now world-famous Beetlejuice: The Musical, The Musical, The Musical. From plotline departures and character rewrites to another round of Whiskey Asks, this episode will make you jump (in the line) and shake (your body line). You've been warned. 

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They're wild. They're weird! And worst of all, they're real. Say hello to ten burgers from the wide world of whaaaaaat and be glad that you're nowhere near them. Or are you? Your Friend Frosty has tracked down ten of the strangest "burgers" to ever grace the earth, and we apologize in advance. Also, Whiskey.exe stops working briefly, and we drop a new Whiskey Asks (feel free to hit us up and answer!). Warning, do not listen if you are eating, or plan on eating any time again soon...

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Not one. Not two. But six new characters are joining Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey. Yes, they're nerdy and bored, and have crafted a slew of new characters to march bravely into battle and....complete mundane and simple everyday tasks. But will they succeed??? See, when you take massive half-orcs, hard-drinking gnomes, and unpleasant rogues, and loose them on the regular world, things can get a bit unpredictable. As such, your hosts have decided to pit their newest heroes against not monsters, not might, not magic....but pickle jars? Hoo boy...

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Run! Hide! And block your mouth and nose - Your Friend Frosty is sick as a dog. A very sick dog, and as such we welcome you to our first ever remotely recorded podcast. Mike Whiskey is way over there, Your Friend Frosty is way over here, and all that separates them is a laptop screen and a couple of recording applications. This should be interesting. But in the meantime, there's also reminiscing about the Halloweeny day this nerdy pair met, woes of a modern pharmacist, and some absolutely wackybats ideas on how to beat the cold and flu season - armed with onions and rendered chicken fat. No, really.

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Infinite Lasagna. No, wait, don't leave, we have a point to make. Seriously. Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey, having listened to far too much weirdness and wackiness online, have decided to weigh in at last on the world's most delicious controversy: the Infinite Lasagna Paradox. Yes, this is a thing, we swear. Grab your tablets and take a seat, this one's going to be hunger-enducing and also a trifle mathematical. Also, there's a guy in a barrel and we announce the official launch of our Patreon Page!!!

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It's hard being as perfect as Your Friend Frosty. Yet, he's not without his quirks. I mean, just ask Whiskey. But this time, we're dealing with a specific one: submechanophobia. Yes, that's a real thing. As Frosty details how it all began for him and how merry submarines, electric hippos, and fake squids all send him screaming for the highest of hills, we also look into the amazing work of Jason Decaires Taylor and his underwater work of an entirely different kind. It's a wet episode, people, bring your wetsuits.