This month's Box of Shame is finally escaping the media-hounding Coronavirus. The girls address a racist citizen's arrest. A Florida predator requests a piss-nipple in exchange for freedom. We finally get a break in a cold case thanks to the miracles of DNA testing. Ink Master's contestant gets charge with murder after driving while intoxicated. We feel this quarantine starts looking more like the movie "Outbreak" once a monkey gets on the loose in Massachusetts. An Illinois man assaults a news reporter with a decade-long-dead joke. An then the girls circle back to Florida with Florida-man's cousin, John Wick. Sit back, pour a glass, and justkeep ridin' it out with us because we are only halfway through this trainwreck of a year...