Box Office Pulp

After extensive research using deep sea probes AND orbital satellites, The BOP Crew can confirm that, yes, it's alive, and it is indeed huge. Whether or not it's Voltron is still up for some debate. What isn't up for debate is that CLOVERFIELD is one of the finest gosh darn found footage films this side of Tokyo! And The Crew has geared up to slowly trek their way through a Clover attack to bring you an episode where they both gush about it, and talk in-depth about 9/11 symbolism. Fun! So, do we uncover the mysteries of Seabed Nectar and the origins of Clover? Do we agree that Beth is too good for Rob because he's kind of a douchebag? How WILL Hud manage without his main dude!? And most importantly of all, do we survive the Kaiju rampage? Or do we get our helpless souls eaten by Voltron? It's Box Office Pulp... so probably the latter.

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Oh, hello there. Perhaps you're familiar with my work; taco truck drag racer, international assassin, the asshole who went all Ken from Street Fighter on Kitty Pryde that one time. La piscina de la Muerte! The Pool of The Death! Or as the cover to my 1998 solo rap album reads, "$cams." But I, Deadpool, am not here to sell you on the several thousand unsold copies of "The Sun Soaked Streets of LA Through the Prism of A Genetically Altered Canadian: An Epic Acapella Rap," only 9.99. No! I'm here to tell you folks about my favorite podcast(right behind Nordic Food Lab), and the episode they've done all about yours truly! The BOP Crew is giving their Maximum Effort(copyright me) to talk about DEADPOOL: The Motion Picture. You know, the newest movie by the company who tried to kill me to the best of their ability. But like tuna, you can't rub me out despite my pasty taste. Anyways. They discuss everything, from their favorite jokes, how sexy and talented Director Tim Miller is(personal friend and cuddle buddy), to the long and arduous 10 year journey it took for my profanity laden adventures to hit the silver screen. Also, that one time Ryan Reynolds and I tried to transport Coors into Georgia. Enjoy!

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This is Box Office Pulp Outpost 31. We found something, we found something in the ice. Something buried in the ice. It's... It's... a BOP 'n A Movie! We know you gentlefolk have been through a lot, but when you find the time, venture out into the cold depths of 1980's cinema with us and have a look. Of course, you’d rather not spend the next two hours tied to your couch - after all, trust is a tough thing to come by these days. But why don’t you just trust in Box Office Pulp’s commentary for the horror masterpiece, JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING? With all the flamethrowers, unbridled suspicion, sentient blood, crawling severed heads, and spectacular Kurt Russell sombreros you can handle, this feature commentary track will leave you prodding your family members with hot pokers to find out who is who and what is what. So why don’t you just… listen here for a while... see what happens?

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Ah, Valentine's Day. Not only is love in the air, but also all the other heralds of the holiday: chocolate, those little candy heart things that everyone seems to enjoy so much, bouquets of red roses, flying entrails, gallons of blood, hallmark cards, and, of course, no V-Day would be complete without some gratuitous nudity. Okay, so maybe Box Office Pulp is celebrating a little bit differently than most, but the message is the same -- we love a good holiday themed slasher. So, to honor thy festival of love, the Crew is doing an episode all about how much they love the criminally underrated horror remake (by the always brilliant duo of Patrick Lussier and Todd Farmer): MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D! D! D! D! D! That's a lot of D's.

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There has been an awakening... have you felt it? Here, point to the place on the doll where the Force touched you. That's right, boys and girls, Box Office Pulp is here to investigate the curious case of a Jakku native scavenger named Rey, an ace pilot and all around handsome dude named Poe, a former janitorial crew member turned defector (TRAITOR!) named Finn, and a very angry individual named Kylo - who hears the call of the light, but can't find anyone better to talk to about it than the corpse of Darth Vader. We're here to talk about the highest grossing movie of the last year, and perhaps the decade, STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS. And we'll be looking to understand answers to a great many questions troubling the fan community, from why Maz Kanata likes that wookie so much to where in the world Disney put the extra footage of Captain Phasma strangling the life out of a herd of Ewoks. But more importantly, how does the film stack up after all the hype? Where does it rank among the original trilogy? And just when can we expect those long overdue BB-8 microwaveable pizzas to hit your local supermarket? All these questions and more are answered as we take one last journey into a galaxy far, far away... (until the next one).

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Box Office Pulp has the high ground in this episode! So, don't try anything. In a world that has grown weary of Jar-Jar, midi-chlorian, and Jake Lloyd jokes, the BOP Crew emerges from the mist like Gungans... with a game! A game of POSITIVITY! That's right, younglings, we're doing the unthinkable by actually discussing the prequels critically, and tossing aside all the way too tired tropes to say, "Hey, there's still good in them... we felt it." Except Attack of The Clones though -- no matter your point of view, that movie is evil. So, hop into your Grievous-mobiles, there's points at stake! Yes, there IS actually a game, I was dead serious about that. Luckily, the Force is strooooong with Box Office Pulp.

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They didn't put Box Office Pulp on a pedestal, so we're puttin' them on a slab! Once again, it's that wonderful time of year, where clown henchmen roast on an open fire, crazy women in cat costumes attack random pedestrians, hideous penguin men from the sewers re-emerge to incite mass hysteria, and the only one that can bring holiday cheer... is a creature... of the night. That's right, it's BOP 'n A Movie: Christmas Edition! And what a Merry Christmas we have for you this year -- with Gothic architecture galore, black sludge flowing from every orifice, and the nightmarish snow-coated landscape of the Gotham City Zoo, secretly housing the murderous Red Triangle Circus Gang! You know... Christmas! We're playing this stinking podcast like a harp from hell, because it's time for Tim Burton's 1992 box office smash, BATMAN RETURNS! Forward march, dear listeners! The liberation of Gotham has begun!

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We swear this isn't a trap, folks! The BOP Crew is finally taking off for that galaxy far, far away for a round-table discussion on the most holiest of trilogies: STAR WARS! The original, the best. From new hopes, to Empires striking back, to Jedi returning - we cover it all! Plus fond recollections of 'lil versions of your hosts playing with Dash Rendar figures. The geek flag is flying high on this one, people. Ever wanted an in-depth analysis of the meanings and philosophies of a movie featuring a gangster space slug? Then this IS the podcast you're looking for! Now let's blow this thing and go home... before this argument about Boba Fett gets any more heated.

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Wes Craven may be gone, but his movies live on! So, come and do the monster mash with the BOP crew in this special memorial episode, celebrating the work and legacy of the horror maestro himself. There's the spine-tingling insanity of SHOCKER, the clumsy brilliance of SCREAM, the voodoo Bill Pullman hijinks of THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, and whatever the hell is happening with THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS. Nightmares will never be the same without you, Wes!

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You're all Box Office Pulp's children! We hope you've brewed some coffee, popped some Stay Awake pills, and most importantly of all -- grabbed your crucifix. Because despite our sweaters being red and green... this ain't Christmas. Oh no, this is the Halloween edition of BOP 'n A Movie! And for this special feature commentary, the Crew is paying homage to the late-great Master of Horror, WES CRAVEN, by sitting around their glowing Freddy possessed TV and watching Wes' most iconic creation: The enduring horror classic, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. We're your boyfriends now, dear listeners.

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