You see advertisements (or “ads”) every day. They say that seeing advertisements is not good for you. That’s probably true. But I would like to make my own advertisements. My own KIND of advertisements… Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes at patreon.com/boxcarenglishpodcast!

I rode my horse, whose name is Happy, a long way. Until my horse got sick. I was stuck on the side of the road, playing with my blue hat. Then, something great happened… Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes at patreon.com/boxcarenglishpodcast!

I wanted to paint my room, but I wasn’t sure which color to choose… So I went to the paint store and tried to pick out a color. But it’s hard to pick just one when there are so many choices. Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

I found something strange today. It was outside my front door. It was a bottle — an old bottle. The bottle was very interesting to me, but I didn’t know why… Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

How are your eyes? How well do you see? Has the way you see changed? I’m thinking about my eyes, and what it’s like to get older. Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

Are your shoes perfect? What would your perfect shoes be? Where do you look for shoes? Karl looks for shoes in used clothing stores. They aren’t easy to find. Sometimes he dreams of shoes. Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

Karl stays with his grandfather and all his dogs and cats in the mountains. Time slows down. Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

Karl drives a long way to visit his grandfather in the mountains. Chat with Karl and get the transcripts to all episodes on Patreon

So, I got a text message from an old friend...