Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Seeing as I spent 35 minutes talking about how I wasn't sure what to say about Ivan's Childhood, I'm not sure what I could add to this episode description. But, man - uncertainty sure looks pretty. And ugly.

Tyler and David are joined by Battleship Pretension editor-at-large Scott Nye to count down his top ten movies of 2016.

The cinematic legitimacy of the romantic comedy. Ivylina Suicide brings an important message from on the ground in Russia. Don’t forget Intolerable Cruelty! Joel and Ethan Coen do a film noir (is what you can tell your friends when you watch their rom-com). What Billy Bob Thornton shares in common with a screaming goat. Was Double Indemnity a date movie? Soft motion chase montage! The psuedo-Cosmo magazine column How to Lost a Guy in 10 Days for Composure magazine. Fashion girls and sports guys. Films representing reality. The nightmarish cover of Carly Simon’s You’re So Vain. Politics and news coverage have basically become reduced to headlines Cosmopolitan would even take a pass on.

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Special thanks to Ivylina Suicide.

Find her work at SuicideGirls.com

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Tyler and David discuss what they've been watching, including The Neon Demon, Jackie, I, Daniel Blake, Silence, Weiner, Paterson, Beginners and American Dad.