BQBL Failcast

Jameis multitasks. Eli returns. Baker Clevelands. Matthew can almost smell the cookies.

Losers win. Minshew-mania returns. Nick Foles becomes a contract albatross. Ohio continues to be disappointed.

Morale hasn’t improved, so benchings have continued. The haunted house always wins. The Red Rifle returns just in time for Duck season.

What do Trubisky and Watson have in common with a bunch of high-scoring performances this week? Have we finally reached Jameis season? FIND OUT NOW!

We make new friends (Finley) but keep the old (Bortles). Russ ruins Matthew’s week with a non-FART. Hoyer? I barely know her!

Sam sees ghosts. Russ get TAINTed by the Ravens. Carson gets ridden by the Cowboys. Carr goes into the garage.

We say goodbye to Andy and Cam for 2019, and hello to Dwayne’s incompetence, Daniel’s last-minute flatulence, and all the Allens.

Spleens heal. Falk gets falked. Mariota gets falked. Rosen gets falked. Matt’s computer gets falked. Jameis sets a personal record.

Russ makes BQBL history. The Jets get Falk and Fales. Will chooses poorly, again.

The Red Rifle is hopelessly jammed. Haskins emerges too early from his burrow. Chase Daniel lives!