I had a tumor removed and now I have pneumonia. Here's some raw audio of me raw dogging the mic with my cracklin' ass voice talking about who knows what and a fib about a dead grandpa. 

Just some home town urban legends and uncontrollable diarrhea.

Tinder, Golf, a Serial Killer, a Rogue Flamingo, and Alligators. What could go wrong? Never trust a daywalker that's shorter than you.

Hail the Black Beetle. Hail the Babushka. Hail the Black Beetle. What was I thinking...? 

Ford talks about spiders and roaches being a-holes to poor custodians and users of hair dryers. Bob does something frowned upon in the world of Catholicism. Chloe reads a story she wrote that, surprisingly, wasn't inspired by a nightmare. Where do lice come from???