No "Stroll in the park" as Racing Point still can't 'duct' out of the spotlight, Vettel must surely be viewing where next after Ferrari, whilst Lewis' loot is not currently up for discussion and the Mercedes set of 'blistering' pace that gives Verstappen victory.

The Hulk rampages across Europe only to end up watching from his caravan as Bottas' blow out ends with him feeling deflated whilst Lewis only needs "three wheels on his wagon" to stop a Verstappen Victory

Verstappen nearly voids his race before the start as Bottas beats the lights, Hamilton beats everyone and Russel sees 'Red' Bull over their treatment of his "bon ami" Albon

"Oi Seb! Get out of the way.... KERRRUNCH! Doesn't matter..." Epic Fail at Ferrari as Lewis lords it over everybody, McLaren keep on movin' and Renault cry "Foul" as Racing Point "duct and dive" around the regulations

Testing times on track in Barcelona followed by Testing Times at FIA/F1 HQ as the Formula 1 season stalls on the grid due to Corona virus and teams switch to making respirators rather than rev counters. 

Back to Brazil before we arrive in Abu Dhabi where Hamilton is hailed hero, Gasly's nose job is more of a "no job", DRS proves distressing and Leclerc's lead-free option is probably the most expensive fill-up in history!  

Penalty for Perez as Leclerc loses out in the pits and Vettel's suspension suspends disbelief on a bumpy track that proves smooth sailing for Hamilton on his way to the World Championship 

It's more like Pierre Gaz-stro as Verstappen wishes he'd kept "Verschtum" and Bottas bothers his brother-Benz driver enough  to spoil his Mexican Fiesta and he'll now have to wait for a Texas Barbecue to celebrate!   

Mercedes make the magic in memory of Mr Lauda, Typhoon Leclerc wreaks more havoc than Hagibis and Perez forced to park it prematurely!