What a better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than to bitch and moan about how annoying it is with your significant other?! From forced dinners, fleeting flowers, chaos and stress, we cover all the bases. Plus, Valentine's Day really only means one important thing: Exactly one month until Steak & BJ Day! 💖

After not seeing each other for nearly 15 years, my anonymous sidekick Montana (hence all the bleeps 'cos I kept saying her name) and I were reunited at Double Down Saloon by our dead pets. We had cupcakes and talked about sex. And the birth of this segment was born. On this episode, we talk about our first times. Gross, un-magical, and awkward. 🍩🍌