I thought I’d try my hand in spreading COVID Delta misinformation. How will I do it? Easy. By reading the news! I will spread misinformation by directly quoting respected media outlets.

The federal government will be distributing confidence (in the form of dollars) so that people short on cash can order this confidence on Amazon.

What neandertalian psychopath made it (almost) mandatory that we must get a new dentist when we get a new job? I’m pissed!

Grandma’s dead and it’s got me thinking.

The COVID Lockdowns have led to call kinds of fuckery that make one question which is worse, COVID or COVID Lockdowns. The all–powerful government has thrown out cash to everyone, which seems bonkers, and that’s had some interesting consequences. Who would have predicted that COVID Lockdowns would lead to video cards that are triple the price?

I was 49% against the COVID vaccine and ended up getting it anyway, but I’m 100% against real jobs….and do it anyway, too.

The word on the street is the vaccine is actually a success. It’s time to wind this COVID thing down, right? Maybe we drink an overpriced beer in a shitty, crowded bar again? Nope. They’ve introduced this notion of the “Vaccine Passport” which ONLY makes sense if the vaccines don’t work….unless “they” are up to something more sinister.

I claim that being a victim is a horrible state to be in and it ain’t all that worse than being a slave. I wouldn’t wish either on my worst enemies. I claim that the people making others feel like victims are true scum….absolutely selfish bastards.

Am I at peace or have I sold out to a life of mediocrity? The real job is here. The job ain’t so bad….it ain’t GREAT. It just ain’t bad. It’s a series of tasks that contribute to the system and they pay alright. I can’t complain. It sure beats roofing in January….or June, July, August, September, and probably all the other months, too.

So, this episode is a bid different. I feel like that fire that normally burns in my is just chillin’. I’m not in pain. I’m just chill. Why? I hate “being chill”. I don’t even talk that way. Why would I type that way?

That’s what this oddball episode is about.

I’ve noticed a few things about Twitter after being on Twitter a month.

1) There are a TON of depressed people….way more than I’m used to seeing in real life.2) There are a TON of people that list their identity as the most interesting thing about them in their Twitter profile.