Connie and Not-Connie (Brian) review bumper stickers, excessive food gifts from parents, freak windstorms, and Mike Pence’s status as the third descendent of Count Dracula. This week’s BWYFQ&A re-ignites the Great Sandwich Debate and explores million dollar business ideas. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie reminisce about their youthful misadventures involving hand-me-downs, Nietzschean math teachers, glowing clocks, and grammar textbooks. This week’s BWYFQ&A session addresses carrots, HBO’s “The Vow,” and stew. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie discuss aphorisms, messenger pigeons, and the film “North by Northwest.” During another BWYFQ&A session, they answer listeners’ questions about reading and art/politics, with digressions into Senator Joseph “Asshole Eyes” McCarthy’s House Un-American Activities Committee, VCRs, and subscription services. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

In this episode, Brian and Connie ponder chicken, tea, the bonsai kitten hoax, and nasal cavity mishaps of all sorts. They answer listener questions (BWYFQ&A) about decision making and Dungeons and Dragons, and they outline the pilot of “The Harold and Jeb Show” about a horse attending medical school. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

This episode is a BWYFQ&A bonanza as the BWYF cup suddenly runneth over with listener questions. Brian dons a backwards Sia wig, and he and Connie hunker down to quench the people’s burning inquiries into mathematics, alien life, and sandwiches. They also address Ugg boots, Rockapella, Taco Bell’s ongoing self-destruction, and America Online Instant Messenger. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie review Four Loko, gas station kratom sales, product development lifecycles, comfort stations, crows (again), AFI, and empty cookie tins. This episode contains rampant scatology. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie ponder the food served in hell, TED Talks, bizarre interactions with teens, and the scourge of doomsday news. They issue a public apology (sorry yes sorry) to Utica and conclude by making fun of New York State towns named after foreign cities but pronounced all wrong. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie discuss different types of pizza, Connie’s role as the invisible half man on “Two and a Half Men,” mind reading, contradictory flags, San Francisco, bath salts, hippos, and Steve Bannon’s arrest. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie examine dinosaurs, listener letters and gifts, Moe’s Southwest Grill hacks, wheat germ, plutonium, the tarot, and backpacks. They admit that they put an uncomfortably high amount of love into entertaining you. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Brian and Connie discuss showering, heart monitors, cocaine, naps, conference call tactics, the movie “Fear of Clowns,” and OSHA rules. They conclude with a BWYFQ&A involving naked angel tattoos and obscene neighbors. Music: Floppy Disks by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com