We tap into Jeff's passion this episode, which is the glory and magnificence of organized sports. James does not share this passion.

First Robot Crushes, our new Alt-Space Country band, the Internet, and the emotional and legal implications of Robot Lovers.

Using our honed skills as enjoyers of entertainment, we apply our highly subjective criteria to judging the worst and least worst of kid shows.

If you're comfortable with your own boogers and vomit it's time to have kids so you can cope with theirs.

Think parenting real kids is hard? Try getting your child's imaginary friends to clean up, eat their greens and stop breaking your stuff.

How DO we do it? Barely and with just the right amount of sighing.

Wherein your hosts talk about birthing and James learns that Jeff is a superhero.

Everyone loves birthdays, except maybe parents. Followed by the equally joy inducing experience of Halloween.

Kids say the !@#$% $#@!*#@ things.