This week the boys are navigating public holidays, long weekends, and the very specific psychological damage of going back to a five-day working week when three days off felt like your actual natural state. Somewhere between debating whether a four-day week deserves a salary sacrifice, deciding what life stat you'd want confirmed at the pearly gates, and working out whether a brain chip is a medical miracle or an alien recruitment ad, Ned and Josh also get deeply invested in what Lenny the staffie is detecting on his neighbourhood walks, weigh up selling a $300,000 playoff ticket to someone who probably doesn't deserve it, and figure out why the golden era of band nicknames is never coming back.